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Snot-rag

the rag you use when wiping your semen
"Why don't you ever wear those socks?"
"It's my snot-rag"
by YoSoyPerezoso February 16, 2015
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Scrote Rag

A peice of toilet tissue cupped over a man's scrote when taking a sloppy shit. Ths prevents splash back, leaving the nutsack dry and fresh.
After a large and spicey curry, John was thankful for his Scrote Rag
by Denis T August 16, 2008
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Minge Rag

An insult for a skanky, good-for-nothin, trashy, smelly, boar like, bitch
by Hannah and Lyla July 17, 2006
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[Fuck-rag]

In addition to being associated with the other definitions on this page, a Fuck-rag also refers to anything that you use to clean yourself after masturbation (tissue, sock, washcloth, etc.) And like the other definitions expressed here, it is also a venomous insult.
For example:

"Greg, did you just put a dent and scratches on my new car? I just got it yesterday, and it wasn't there before."
Greg: "Oh, yeah, I forgot to tell you! Me and the guys went out to get beers last night; I was a little buzzed and kinda sorta jumped a curb and ran into some dude's mailbox...Sorry, man."
"Greg, you stupid Fuck-rag! The car was a RENTAL!!! And it's in MY NAME!!! How the hell am I gonna explain this to the insurance company, the car-rental place, AND the asshole whose mailbox you ran over??!!"
Greg: "Sorry, dude." *pops open can of beer and takes it to the head*
by The1Atheist January 4, 2014
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Hoist That Rag

A phrase used in Kevin Baker's book "Paradise Alley' by rowdy theater goers. When they tired of waiting for the show to begin they began to chant 'Hoist that rag'.
A football coach to his team just before they leave the locker room:"It's time boys! Let's hoist that rag and get this thing started!"
by The Ghost of Thom Joade January 16, 2016
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Shag rags

similar to glad rags.
an outfit you wear, when you want to get shagged
JOHN: woahhh claires got her shag rags on tonight. I would.
by elizabbb August 30, 2009
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spag rag

a cloth used by young males to absorb penile excretions after the act of manual copulation
after billy was finished jerking off he grabbed his trusty spag rag and avioded spillage
by Wazza August 19, 2004
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