possesses

has...on your person or elsewhere.

1. My brother, Leroy, possesses a lot of debt.

2. I can't get caught in possession, because my brother, Leroy, possesses the stolen goods, yo.

by Evuh June 30, 2005

Pooser

To poo in excessive amounts normally on oneself. Often used as trash talk by 10 year olds

Wow look at that guy playing club penguin he is such a pooser.

by J69 October 21, 2007

pissed off

the feeling one gets when they snap their car key outside work - stupid fucking key

shane was so pissed off when he snapped his keys off in the door of his car, outside his work

by mr sexy numero duo October 8, 2010

pisser

Something irritating.

Ack, that was a pisser.

by Anonymous May 22, 2003

poose

when somebody consistently backs out of getting wasted, giving various excuses

me: Yo dude, lets go get wasted....
dc: nah i gotta chill with my gf
me: dude your a fucking poose


me: dude hows that dip treating you?
dc2: (pukes in 8 oz cup)
me: WHAT A POOSE!

by poose patrol February 27, 2009

Pissed as Fuck

To be angry that someone relates pissing (Peeing) to fucking (sex)

No one can explain why though.

Im pissed as fuck, and i dont know why

by TacoMann July 17, 2009

Detroit Piston (pissed in)

The act in which the male participant urinates directly into his female counterparts mouth, which she is not allowed to swallow. He then proceeds to face-fuck her in her urine filled mouth, with the ferocity of an automobile piston. This ideally occurs while the man is wearing a Chauncey Billups jersey.

Optional: When urinating in her mouth, go for the "3 point shot" by taking a few steps backwards for extra distance and accuracy (just like Chauncey).

Sarah: How was the game, babe?
Derek: Great! Chauncey Billups scored 35 points!
Sarah: Oh, that's awesome, hunny!
Derek: But no points were as big as this one. Open your fucking mouth you dirt-whore!
Sarah: Oh my! Why?
Derek: Because you are asking for a piston pump, you half-retarded hooker!
Sarah: Well, ok... (opens mouth and gets on knees)
Derek: How d'ya like theeat! (urinates in mouth) Hold it! Hooold it! Don't swallow! (proceeds to "Piston Pump" her mouth) Congratulations, you are now a "Detroit Piston (pissed in)"!

by Brad Delp April 11, 2008