Ping pong

German for foot rest

Jessica threw her feet up on the Ping pong table.

Cassidy: get your feet off the Ping pong table.

Jessica: No, ping pong is German for foot rest, bitch.

by hemmoballs September 16, 2014

ping-and-ting

Microwaveable food, especially pre-prepared meals.

So-called because of the sounds the microwave oven makes: the "ping" of punching in cooktimes, and the "ting" heard when the cooking is through.

Marge: Why not come over for dinner tonight? I'll serve lasagna.

Annabel: But you're so busy these days! I don't want you to go to any trouble.

Marge: Oh, it's only a ping-and-ting.

by david lincoln brooks February 2, 2008

Ping player

Someone with 12ms ping who thinks they’re good because they’re playing against people with 200ms ping. Usually when they’re called out for it they get defensive and start coping.

Normal player: “ugh this guy has 5 ping he’s beating us”
XxEpicGamerxX: “HAHA GET GOOD!”
Normal player: “you’re such a ping player.”

by traps n gaps October 9, 2020

Plingut

When something gasses someone up to much now they think there a bad man

Yo shes in secondary school now and shes moving so plingut

by Trematrack May 8, 2019

Plingonble

To participate in causing large amounts of pineapples to fall from the sky

Plingonble;
To participate in causing large amounts of pineapples to fall from the sky
"The man was sentenced to life in prison without the possibility of parole after being charged with plingonbling."

by I made this word up. August 7, 2023

plingle

plingle is the act of stretching your penis and inserting it in to your own anus.

Oh he loves a dirty plingle, or do you want to get plingled

by BigPlingler September 3, 2023

Plingus

The act of removing one of your teeth and inserting it inside your earhole. It can also refer to a person who would perform that sort of action in front of a stage of 13 ferrets.

That guy is such a plingus.

by Jamolius Dintengoder July 23, 2024