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ghost pecker

A dick} that's been in your woman that you'll never know about. This usually happens when an Armed Forces member is on deployment, giving his wife months or even years of stress-free dick on the side without fear of getting caught.

Something you can never prove existence of unless you've got cameras set up or your loved one owns up to it.
Soldier #1: "Hey man, you hear about Lewis? He fucked some guy up and got put in the brig."

Soldier #2: "Yeah, I heard he found out about some ghost pecker his wife got while we were gone and went off.."
by Salusa February 19, 2007
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ass packed

My car was totaled after I ass packed someone on my way to work.
by cheekr July 28, 2009
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little pecker

1) an annoying thin little boy who tries to brag about being the best at everything

2) an extremely small penis that is unable to function properly in pleasing females or males
1) he think's he's great, but really, he's just a little pecker

2) damn, i don't even feel this little pecker

(andrew)
by Big Pimpin in the Hood September 3, 2005
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possum's pecker

1). A slang phrase used to describe a person of questionable worth.
2). A non-person who comes out nightly suffering from “little man’s disease”.
3). A friendly greeting used in the Waseca and Janesville area of Minnesota.
4). A subliminal code indicating that your junk is longer than average.
5). Phrase used by Jackie Gleason in the 1977 movie, "Smokey and the Bandit".
He is a real possum's pecker.
That dude acts like a possum's pecker.
How are you doing you #%*%in' possum's pecker?
Hey, possum's pecker.
"No body's gonna make Bufford T. Justice look like a possum's pecker."
by Dr. Vinnie Boombaa May 4, 2007
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Phrase used in the Midwest United States that means "It's really cold".
Often used in rural areas by senior citizens or those over 50.
The temperature dropped to -5 degrees during the daylight hours. My grandmother exclaimed, "It's colder than a two peckered billy goat out here." I agreed and retorted, "It's colder than a well digger's ass"
by Nutzen YerMouf May 8, 2018
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Green Gay Packers

Those fucking green gay packers, they already suck at football, and now they're screwing each other too!
by SHAKEANBAKE August 9, 2006
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Peckerhead

A person of douche-like qualities. Such as someone with an obnoxious attitude.
1. That bong rip was for me you fucking peckerhead.
2. That rich kid right there, he straightup bugs everyone, hes a peckerhead.
by ChunkybuttSD November 5, 2008
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