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hawaii poke

I would love to give him the hawaii poke.
by paemt142606 July 9, 2024
mugGet the hawaii pokemug.

poke on the wrong side

Something creepy kids do to girls they like...
Steve: Yo Sarah let's poke on the wrong side
Sarah: Wtf? No!
Steve: Too bad you're getting it anyway
by deliah May 2, 2008
mugGet the poke on the wrong sidemug.

Poke

To touch someone for a long a period of time
I poked him in the stomach
by Pokem November 6, 2019
mugGet the Pokemug.

poking the darkhorse

to tweet something silly at a member of the 'intellectual dark web' in order to make them overreact and, in a twist of delicious irony, attempt to cancel the initiator
"Dude, you were really poking the darkhorse last night with that tweet storm about how Sam Harris's penis size relates to his IQ."
by hoss bossman September 12, 2021
mugGet the poking the darkhorsemug.

Pokees

That 5 year old tik tok girl said " Ooh joseph has pokees."
by the 69 kid January 31, 2022
mugGet the Pokeesmug.

hornea poke

When a man goes for oral sex but accidentally pokes his partner in the eye with his willy. Is a mash-up of two words, cornea (meaning eye) and horny.

WARNING: Can cause injury, flush immediately and see a doctor!
Husband: Are you okay? What's the holdup down there?

Wife: I'm fine, you just gave me a little hornea poke, that's all.
by The Retarded Vacuum January 15, 2014
mugGet the hornea pokemug.

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