Mike Owen

A menace, a dentist, an oral hygienist
Who opens his mouth for about four or five minutes. Takes a little bit of this fluoride with it. Swishes but don't spit it, swallow as he finishes.

Hey Mike Owen, step into my office...

by AnonymouslyAnonymous_NunYaBzns July 24, 2018

Owen

A man named Owen is typically a ladies man but can never date one. He is a warrior and fights for whom he loves. He always is looking out for others. Owens typically go very well with ladies named Natalie, Sabrina, Natalia, and Reagan.

You see how he treats that girl, he is such a Owen.

by Genetic scientist April 16, 2019

Owen Granata

Weird guy who is not allowed near a school

Watch out kids it’s Owen Granata

by Watchoutfotme February 23, 2024

Owen

Not always the most truthful person you will meet and is very skilled at lying, usually not in the best shape or height. They will often make bad decisions and not own up, but can be a good person sometimes

David “Owen why did you lie about stealing my money?”

Owen “I didn’t touch your money” *rolls eyes*

David “well why does it say you took £125 from it?”

Owen “shit” *runs from shared apartment and never to be saw again*

#Owen #lies

by Legoface6 August 3, 2018

owen

A man that likes to play with your heart. Asks many girls for nudes even if he has a girlfriend. Acts like a sweet young boy to adults

he has to be an OWEN

by your mom gay 1234544321 December 11, 2018

Owen

a piece of shit who everyone hates and wishes would just die already

person 1: is that owen?
person 2: ew gross don't go near him

by lucyfurz March 14, 2024

Owen

Owen is a name for cowards who don’t know how to handle there own wrongdoing owen is a self centred idiotic narcissistic fuckwit who anyone will gladly Chuck off a clif. Owen don’t even know how to take care of himself let alone a girlfriend. All Owen does is cheats than lies

Omg Owen you fucking prick dog

by Fuckyouowen April 11, 2022