Toilet Fuck

Jay Bob Pritzker the governor of Illinois alias.

Governor toilet fuck is running around saying men can get pregnant. What a toilet fuck!

by Trollfuck April 5, 2023

Toilet Sodomy

The act of taking a shit on an automatic flushing toilet and the toilet suddenly flushes while you are still in process of pooing. The fecal matter will be forcefully thrusted back into your anal cavity. This is one of the most traumatic experiences, especially if it occurs at work. Many people experience POO-TSD (See POO-TSD) in the coming years.

Mike: Yo dude I took a nasty shit last night. Shit smelled like rotten eggs and dirty grundul.

Stoney: Bro at least you didn’t experience toilet sodomy yesterday. Shit happened to me out of nowhere. Took me like a half hour to clean myself up.

by Stoney69 January 12, 2019

toilet ham

ham on a toilet seat

its just a piece of ham on a toilet aka toilet ham

by mr georgy the handgun September 28, 2023

jamaican toilet

An old toilet that is converted into a giant bong

We remodeled our bathroom and turned the old throne into a Jamaican toilet

by Turkeyjerk August 24, 2016

toilet princess

A woman who is aroused by massive or minimal dumpage on her chest/body.

Brandi "the toilet princess" loves having her girlfriend take dumps on her chest.

by Tirissa March 8, 2018

Toilet Conquest

causing an entire communal bathroom to leave merely by the smell of your bowel movement.

He must have had the taco shits because that was the most epic toilet conquest I have ever seen.

by Sneaky Rupert July 26, 2016

toilet blaster

When you have diarrhoea and sit on the toilet and let rip and the force of the diarrhoea blasts the toilet.

I give a good toilet blaster today. You could have heard it at the other end of the street. I wouldn't like to be the poor person that has to clean that toilet.

by Limbodancer November 4, 2018