Fuckin' Noob

a noob that just got shit on in a First-Person Shooter (CoD MW2. etc.)

head shot! what a fuckin' noob!

by headshotBIOTCH March 19, 2010

stripper noob

a stripper that is new and grossly unskilled at stripping practices, etc.

Caleb is such a stripper noob

by smuth December 22, 2008

noob slap

To be beaten soundly by a noob. Usually follows a long silence where the "pro" either leaves, kicks the noob, or starts ranting.

Noob123: "I won right?"
Pro1337: "Wtf...j00 h4x0r! Dis be unpossible!" *cries*

by BootlegDVD January 9, 2005

noob

michael desir.

Michael Desir is a noob. Yo.

by Young Shasta November 30, 2009

Noob

Just go Play Halo 3 on Xbox Live....

Betrayers (Team Killers)

People who drive enemies into your bases

People who delete your maps

annoying fags on xbox live voice mics

Anyone who wears full recon

Anyone who refuses to admit there a noob

Anyone who is a high level but sucks at the game

If you say someone sucks, and they challenge you to a 1 v. 1 and you win they are a noob, if they win, you are a noob.

You can to experience noobs in your household for a low fee of $60.00 a year with Microsoft's Xbox Live.
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Or Playstation Network for free*

*Any free service for gaming is slower and full of larger amount of noobs (PS3)

by TheOneNoob November 23, 2009

noob

A new player to an online activity or video game.
People think it is also spelled newb. It is not!

Example #1:
Alex: Dave, you suck at halo.
Dave: Sorry, I just started playing, im kind of a noob.

by DEATHxCOW January 10, 2010

noob

1. someone who's makes a fool of them self.
2. a poser.

somone falls off the half pipe.
you: you fell off the haf pipe, you noob.

by pinkboy July 15, 2008