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tonsil butter

A large load of jizm delivered to the back of ones throat, covering the uvula and tonsils in warm, thick, well churned sperm milk. Not to be confused with the low fat version, I Can’t Believe it’s not Tonsil Butter.
Stuck at work late at night, Cody and Ryan needed a quick snack. All they had in the fridge, of course, was some cheap canned biscuits and eleven jars of grape jelly. Cody started to cry as his hunger pains told him that would not be enough to satisfy him. Ryan wanted to help his friend, so he offered to whip up a fresh batch of tonsil butter for Cody. He gladly accepted Ryan’s generous offering of tonsil butter with enthusiasm. Cody was so moved he was speechless. With a tear in his eye and a lump in his throat, he gave Ryan a big bear hug. Of course Ryan, always the giver, didn’t know who was more satisfied; Cody for the receiving or himself the giving.
by El Conquistador February 20, 2020
mugGet the tonsil buttermug.

king butter

Typically a larger human. Can probably squat over 350 comfortably. Which is very impressive. Micro-Penis
Person 1: Man he's got a great back squat
Person 2: yeah but King Butter has a micro-penis
by Super Rat 123 August 27, 2017
mugGet the king buttermug.

Sharing butter

Any sexual act involving the sharing of a male participants ejaculate.
Those two whores were really working his cock in anticipation of sharing butter.
by Redtruffle July 2, 2016
mugGet the Sharing buttermug.

Butter Challenge

When you get a stick of refrigerated butter, shove it up your anus, and wait until it melts all the way. If any solid butter falls out, you must eat it.
Fuck dude my PiKapp PM made us do the fucking butter challenge last night. I can still feel the grease in my colon.
by Shmelvdog March 31, 2022
mugGet the Butter Challengemug.

rudder butter

The frothy mix of semen and lubricant created when one ejaculates and then uses said ejaculate as fresh lubricant for a second jack session.
After I splooged in that Dennys bathroom I got a creamy batch of rudder butter going on cause I had to go for round two.
by Thenineteen December 13, 2015
mugGet the rudder buttermug.

Buttered Patties

When a male ejaculates on one’s booty and proceeds to spread his semen around the cheeks.
Dude! I left Rebecca last night with buttered patties!
by Chadwick Rockefeller May 4, 2021
mugGet the Buttered Pattiesmug.

pee butter

the pee that congeals on the back of the toilet when you miss the bowl.
Man, that girls teeth look like pee butter.
by Cutty83 January 28, 2012
mugGet the pee buttermug.

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