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Wash Yo Face

The act of telling someone they need a attitude adjustment, and telling them to realize who their dealing with, and change their emotion.
Girl: I can't stand this hoe, who does she think she is! I'd whoop her ass in a heart beat!

Girl 2: Bitch, wash yo face!
by BossAssBytch January 5, 2014
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Hobo Car Wash

When u cum on the windshield of ur car
"Dude, some prostitute made me get a hobo car wash!"
by Philip Swift July 14, 2019
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car wash professional

This is a highly skilled person in the workplace that has many skills including being able to wash a car.
wow i just got a Harvard student that has studied car wash professionalism!
by skoooot shooooot March 25, 2019
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Washed Up Dirty

A beat-up, filthy, degenerate looking person, that is beyond the point of repair
Look at that washed up dirty bit**, Jesus

She’s Washed
by BadManSnez January 13, 2020
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NO ASS WASH APRIL

A social media challenge movement originating on Reddit with aims to contribute to environmental efforts such as Save The Turtles and others as well as to preserve the toilet paper supply during the Coronavirus pandemic. Participators are expected to complete these aims by avoiding using water or toilet paper to clean their ass. The logic behind the movement is that if many people stop using toilet paper during the pandemic, the demand will go down and the supply will be able to recover and sustain people throughout the pandemic after the month of April. The decreased water demands will also reduce energy usage worldwide and reduce the amount of fossil fuel emissions when added to the existing effect of less cars on the road.
No Ass Wash April is like No Nut November but ......... worse
by shutupslover April 19, 2020
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washing machine theory

if you get stuck in a washing machine, your stepbro will come and you know the rest
by Qwertyuiopasdfghjkllkjhgfdsapo December 18, 2020
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Emergency Eye Wash

When you are receiving a blow job, you instantly pull out and spurt your cum all over her face.
Bob pulled the emergency eye wash stunt on Ann. She was surprised!!
by sparkman1526 November 1, 2012
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