elliot in the morning

D.J. that broadcasts for the D.C. and Richmond area. He is rumored to have a huge penis.

"That Elliot from Elliot in the morning could satisfy a moose!"

by Craig "big meat" Henderson July 20, 2007

Morning Glory

The act of waking someone up by ejaculating on their face.

"Dude, my roommate slept in and didn't give me a ride to work, so I have him a Morning Glory. For some reason, he's really pissed at me right now."

by 1-uptheguy April 9, 2009

Morning Rose

Like Morning Wood...but with lipstick stains that make up the "petals" of a rose.

She was a freak last night, had me waking up to a morning rose.

by Obsydaen December 2, 2016

mopping up

The process of completely cleaning up one's plate or bowl with bread after finishing a meal. Commonly associated with a Northern English roast dinner sopping in gravy, typically leaving a soup-like substance comprising of all elements of the roast.

Processes involve breaking parts off to wipe the plate, or immersing a whole slice in the pond of gravy to soak up before finishing it off with a knife a fork. One for the posh kids.

"'Ere mum give me that plate - I'll do the mopping up, you have a lie down."

by Rich Lyons May 28, 2008

Morning Cup of Hoe

Sex with a slut/prostitute before your daily schedule.

Random Dude #1: What did you do this morning?
Random Dude #2: Nothing. Just had my morning cup of hoe.
Random Dude #1: Nice... who'd u do it with?
Random Dude #2: Oh... just a whore.

by MiNdLeSsSeLfInDuLgEnCe January 17, 2009

morning music

The expelling of gas first thing when you wake .

Him " Hon, good morning"
Her, " Well, you're up, whats' the tune this morning?"
Him, "What do you mean?"
Her, "Well, that morning musicyou never fail to greet me with each new day!"
Him, "I can't help it if I have loud gas!"

by People Watcher December 12, 2009

Morning Aim

When guys cant aim straight to pee in the mornings because of a boner or blurred vision

1. Now I have to clean up all this piss, fuck my morning aim

2. Jeff- Morning aims are the worst,

Kyle- for real bro, piss getting all over ma toilet and floor

by kid punk January 26, 2014