Egg Monkey

A person you don't want hanging around your house because he fucks up you shit.
Person 1:Please stop braking all my shit you're being an egg monkey right now.
Person 2: Monkey Noises.
by DeathPenalty01 May 29, 2020
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monkey cleaning

when a fat black chick licks your ass hole clean after having diarrhea
After i had diarrhea from the McDonalds I ate Lafonda gave me a monkey cleaning
by cum stain on my shoe January 01, 2011
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Monkey dart

When you fold a dollar bill long ways at a strip club.
This past weekend i was throwing monkey darts around left and right at the titty bar.
by Zwallander15 April 12, 2010
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Monkey Blanket

muhng-kee blang-kit noun
1. a large, thick, blanket-like patch of hair on a man's back, typically covering the entire back, sometimes extending from the lower back, all the way up and onto the back of the neck and shoulders.

2. a large, rectangular piece of soft fabric, often with bound edges, used for keeping a monkey warm.
Is that a sweater or a monkey blanket? Wow, did you see the monkey blanket on that guy? Someone please tell him to cover his monkey blanket.
by monkey blanket July 19, 2017
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Monkey Titties

1. A woman who has saggy tits that hang down to their belly can be said to have Monkey Titties.
2. A fat man who has big saggy girly tits can also be said to have monkey titties
3. Playfully the term can be used as a slam against a friend for being girly or acting like an old woman
4. An old woman who has baggy sagging tits
What's up Monkey Tits, did your mommy let you watch Golden Girls?
Damn that old bag has some big old monkey titties, They hang down to her knees!
by DeathFromBelow December 31, 2011
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monkey crawler

A woman's fart that, due to her butt cheeks being occluded, "crawls" down into and travels out of her vagina.
The man believed that his girlfriend had queefed. However, she had simply ejected a normal fart that turned into a monkey crawler.
by Biomed88 October 14, 2013
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Twat monkey

A person who swings from snatch to snatch.
Look at her she just fucked Lucy now she's banging Jenny. The bitch is a true Twat monkey.
by thehashbrownclown June 25, 2017
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