monkey crawler

A woman's fart that, due to her butt cheeks being occluded, "crawls" down into and travels out of her vagina.

The man believed that his girlfriend had queefed. However, she had simply ejected a normal fart that turned into a monkey crawler.

by Biomed88 October 14, 2013

Twat monkey

A person who swings from snatch to snatch.

Look at her she just fucked Lucy now she's banging Jenny. The bitch is a true Twat monkey.

by thehashbrownclown June 25, 2017

Monkey Brownsock

Similar to a brownsock, but with the addition of a monkey punch to help in the complicated process. As you pinksock your lover, you punch her in the back of the head to cause a disruption in her concentration, resulting in a loss of bowel control and the same ultimate outcome as the brownsock.

She wanted to try a brownsock but she was having trouble shitting during it, so I gave her a monkey brownsock instead!

by zagen December 08, 2009

Monkey aids

Once this is said everyone must T-pose

Ryan calls Aidan’s Mom (at 1 am): Monkey aids
Aidan’s Mom: T-pose

by I AM BROCK!!! July 23, 2018

Lab Monkey

Low-grade worker in a laboratory. The same kind of idea as CAD monkey, Grease monkey or Lab rat.

That Sanjay got conned into being George's lab monkey.

by ProcessMaster March 04, 2016

Egg Monkey

A person you don't want hanging around your house because he fucks up you shit.

Person 1:Please stop braking all my shit you're being an egg monkey right now.
Person 2: Monkey Noises.

by DeathPenalty01 May 29, 2020

monkey cleaning

when a fat black chick licks your ass hole clean after having diarrhea

After i had diarrhea from the McDonalds I ate Lafonda gave me a monkey cleaning

by cum stain on my shoe January 01, 2011