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Monkey Cars

Hood version of Monkey Bars. Instead of being in a playground, Monkey Cars are Ghetto Cruisers, parking in the middle of street, with the doors open. Also, can have trunk, sunroof and hood open. Sometimes 1, but most of the time, 2 or 3 in a row, effectively blocking the street. Monkey Cars are then covered in local Jamokes and Brohemians climbing over them, in and out of them, on them or over them. Usually several dozen congregate in the pile. Usually in the group are a few break dancing hoodlums whirling to the deafening boom of an 808 kick drum.
Fuck, we can't get thru this street, there 3 Monkey Cars in the middle of the road, and they're having their own block party.
by ShiniGami666 June 9, 2008
mugGet the Monkey Carsmug.

Twat monkey

A person who swings from snatch to snatch.
Look at her she just fucked Lucy now she's banging Jenny. The bitch is a true Twat monkey.
by thehashbrownclown June 25, 2017
mugGet the Twat monkeymug.

Monkey-Wrenched

Verb
A computer programming term.
To write sloppy and inefficent code that solves the problem instead of a proper solution because you can't get it to work correctly and have run out of time to fix it.
"Man, this code is nasty, but it works. They really monkey-wrenched that function in there."
by Cynamon September 7, 2005
mugGet the Monkey-Wrenchedmug.

Monkey Cannon

A vodka cocktail made with 4 shots of vodka, a dash of Sriracha, and grapefruit juice. Perfect for any monkey event.
Last night I drank 4 Monkey Cannons and dropkicked my son.
by Dr. Cummy July 4, 2021
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Monkey Shagger

Monkey Shagger: shag monkeys get aids 😎
by Monkey Shagger October 17, 2019
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Monkey Clit

When her clit is so loose and flappy that it kinda just hangs there and looks like a monkey swinging through the jungle.
Darius: Did you fuck Jolene?
Chase: No she got that monkey clit
by Yabagoot May 13, 2018
mugGet the Monkey Clitmug.

pocket monkey

Someone who likes to stick their hand in their pocket and masturbate in public.
by Pokechu July 19, 2015
mugGet the pocket monkeymug.

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