When a woman has her first child and is no longer any fun to hang out with. Makes sure to bring up their child in every conversation no matter the topic.
Person 1: Let’s call Kelly and see if she wants to hang out tonight
Person 2: good luck with that ever since she had that baby she’s had a bad case of new mommy syndrome.
Person 2: good luck with that ever since she had that baby she’s had a bad case of new mommy syndrome.
by Dutch Pirate April 19, 2022
Get the New mommy syndromemug. I love MOMMY
by CATBOYNICKER November 11, 2021
Get the MOMMYmug. Friend: Ew did u just take a piss and not wash your hands
Me: No I just did no hands mommy
Friend: What that
Me: When you don't touch your penis when u take a piss
Friend: OOOOOHHHHH okay, let me try
Me: No I just did no hands mommy
Friend: What that
Me: When you don't touch your penis when u take a piss
Friend: OOOOOHHHHH okay, let me try
by XxHeY_FrIeNdzXx September 8, 2016
Get the No hands mommymug. 1. A mother's breasts, which are filled with milk to the brim with warm steamy milk.
2. Large tiddies to suck on
2. Large tiddies to suck on
by MeiUrBae June 28, 2021
Get the mommy milkersmug. by anonymous March 25, 2022
Get the MOMMYmug. 
When a person sees a person they simp for so hard starts spasming out verbally in a fit of the words "Mommy sorry "
by TomsPookieWookieBear March 8, 2023
Get the Mommy sorrymug.