never don't mind about a thing 

When you're trying to remain calm, but your words fail you.

"What did you get on your report card son?"
-"Never don't mind about a thing."
"Hmmmm... CHOTTO!"

never don't mind about a thing by boo_beez August 26, 2017

Capping On Your Mind 

Capping on your mind means to convince yourself that something happened despite not being able to remember it correctly/fully.

John: Dude, I think she asked me out!
Adam: She didn't. Stop capping on your mind, John.

Capping On Your Mind by Vartegro March 31, 2021

DADDY HAS SHIT ON HIS MIND 

When a father screws up a seemingly simple task, this is the explanation he will use.

Mom sent Dad to the store for an 8 pound turkey, but he misread the label and brought home a 20 pound bird.
“Dad, couldn’t you tell the difference between 8 pounds and 20 when you picked it up?”

“DADDY HAS SHIT ON HIS MIND!”

DADDY HAS SHIT ON HIS MIND by Mister E. Meat November 25, 2020

Vagina Mind Trick 

The amazing ability of some women to turn men into pussy-whipped bitches.

Ever since Bob fell victem to Amy's Vagina Mind Trick, he don't wanna hang-out no more.

Vagina Mind Trick by Chris Jackson December 12, 2003

hive mind 

An enormous, single, intelligent entity made up of many smaller minds.

Also used disparagingly by outsiders to describe gullible members of any group who think alike (cf. pod people.

Are you hangin' with the sophs?

Nah, they're so totally a hive mind

hive mind by Dr. Haywood Floyd September 3, 2004

Jedi mind clit 

When a woman uses her pussy as leverage during a(n) conflict/argument.

Ricky: "I'm not smoking weed anymore bro."

Ant: "Why?"

Ricky: "Linzy, says it's a turn off and makes my dick soft."

Ant: Dude, she's playing Jedi mind clit on you!"

Jedi mind clit by M1ND V1RUS October 19, 2011

Odyssey of the Mind 

The Shit.

That party the other day was so Odyssey of the Mind!

Odyssey of the Mind by Omer the Rapist May 30, 2009