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Michigan Fans

Annoying Obnoxious fans with false hope that this is their year and false hope that they will beat Ohio State every year.
by Leumas Nivel March 3, 2022
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Michigan time

A former scheduling system at the University of Michigan, where classes scheduled to start on the hour actually started at :10 past. A source of much confusion.

Now, just a fancy, outdated way of saying "10 minutes late," with the implication that you've lived in the hellhole that is Ann Arbor for a while.
When Sally missed her flight by 10 minutes, she realized that the real world did not run on Michigan time.
by DontCallMeLateForDinner March 22, 2022
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Michoel

A kiss ass lovely child. He is very strong willed and has a slight temper but it makes sure he gets places in life. As annoying as he can get he will make sure that the people around him are well cared for. Even if it means apologizing 3 million times for something that he didn't do wrong. He's a smart kid that unfortunately doesn't use his big brain often. Continue being the strong racist homophobe that you are.
Aw damn that prick michoel is passing by.
by Rabbijesus😘 March 23, 2022
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Michigan Cowboy

Sexual Position Involving 2 people roleplaying their idea of what Cowboys from Michigan would do.
Have you tried the Michigan Cowboy with your new GF? It’s so much fun.
by Michigan Man Handler March 26, 2022
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Michigan Handjob

When someone gives you a handjob with mittens on.
It was so fkn cold outside, Suzy had to give him a Michigan handjob so she could stay warm.
by Mommymilker1000 May 3, 2022
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Michigan Flat Tire

When a female/male is riding their partners face, and on orgasm they defecate on their partner's forehead and flatten it with their ass cheeks.
Marry was riding my face so hard and gave me the largest Michigan Flat Tire that I'm still trying to wash it out of my bangs.
by Delaware Seagull Shake May 17, 2022
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Michigan breeze

A cold wiener on a windy day in May.
Someone get McLaughlin, he's pullin' a Michigan breeze again and we can't let the kids find out
by Weth Sire May 28, 2022
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