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Michael Lee

Stabbing people with pencils
having no friends
reading his kindle
My favorite celebrity is obama OH SHIT MICHAEL LEE IS COMING
by Michael Lee 2.0 September 24, 2019
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Michael

Michael, oh Michael! If ever there was a creation grand enough to make God himself look down upon in envy it is Michael. What can be said about Michael that hasn’t already been said about Gandhi, Hitler and John Holmes! The man is a fucking legend in all rights! Hide your daughters hide your mothers and plug your assholes because when there is a Michael afoot you can bet your sweet ass something’s getting filled with prime brine and sweet servings.
Is that Michael? Jesus Christ I think I just sprung a leak in my pantaloons.
by Mr M April 2, 2020
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Michael Badnarik

Michael Badnarik is a Libertarian; therefore, he thinks.
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Michigan Dirt Farmer

A) That guy is a Michigan dirt farmer

B) You're a Michigan dirt farmer!
by Sashaa* December 7, 2009
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Michigan

A.) A fairly decent state to live in, although the lack of jobs.
2.) An excellent college football team that never seems to have a losing season.
D.) Where snow is not a big deal in May.
4.) A place with a decent music scene.
E.) Mexico's biggest fan, seeing as every company decides to move there.
A.) Yeah, Michigan's not bad, except I'm getting laid off next week.
2.) The Michigan Wolverines are number 5. Again.
D.) "Hello, it's May 3rd. today was a beautiful day, 75 and sunny. Tomorrow there's a slight chance of snow and highs in the twenties."
4.) "Did you check out that new band from Grand Rapids, Still Remains?"
"Yeah bro. They're so xmetalx. Woot."
E.)"2,000 jobs will be lost as yet another company moves down to Mexico, where they can pay workers 1/6th what they pay them now."
by Q-Tip McVicker August 11, 2004
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Michiko

A feminine Japenese name. Means beautiful wise child, beautiful (mi) , wisdom and intellect (chi), child (ko).
Some famous people named Michiko:
Michiko Shoda- later Empress Michiko of Japan
Michiko Naruke, composer
Michiko Kakutani, literary critic
by Suzuyo April 11, 2008
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michigan

1. a swing state for presidential elections...yeah, we matter!
2. consists of 2 peninsula's...yes, TWO. the u.p. is equally a part of michigan.
3. is not called the wolverine state because of the presence of wolverines...but because of their commitment and working like "wolverines" during the cold war.
4. state with some sweet colleges.
5. yeah, it's cold, but we like it!
6. we got all great lakes around us. beautiful, beautiful.
7. one word...pistons
8. we got the nimrods.
9. potholes-yes...unemployment? yes...
10. no state can be perfect, there are flaws, but michigan is an awesome state!
1. we vote democratic most of the time though.
2. the u.p. has the best stories.
3. we work hard, & it shows
4. michigan tech, central, concordia, ferris, michigan state, nmu, u of michigan (oldest state college in u.s.)
5. that's why you get complimentary gloves when you enter the lower peninsula.
6. if you stay anywhere in michigan, you are within 85 miles of a great lake.
7. so what if they didn't win the championship, they still got 2nd, they were defending champs and they lost in game 7, GAME 7!!
8. also, the bessemer speedboys and the kingsford flivvers were on the list for espn's high school names.
9. yeah, so what
10. worddd
by upalltheway July 10, 2005
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