The Narwhal Bacons at Midnight 

A phrase created on Reddit.com used to distinguish redditors from people with actual lives.

The Narwhal Bacons at Midnight test:
Person 1-"When does the Narwhal bacon?"
Person 2-"At midnight!"
Person 3-"I wish you two had dignity..."

The Narwhal Bacons at Midnight by HerpDerpington1234 July 14, 2011

Fishing After Midnight 

Originating from "There Eyes Were Watching God," used as a euphemism for sex in the woods.

Gonga witnessed Sabbath Lilly Hawks attempting to go fishing after midnight with Hazel Motes.

Fishing After Midnight by Enoch Emery February 23, 2014

miguel and the midnight rapists

the most popular band in the liverpool area in england.

i love MIguel and the midnight rapists

miguel and the midnight rapists by one spicccy boi with 3 c's September 30, 2020

minutes to midnight 

x minutes to midnight

x equals any number from 15 to 0

how close we are to the end of times, as a direct result of nuclear holocaust, on the doomsday clock.

Originally conceived in 1947 by the Bulletin of Atomic Scientists at the university of chicago.

In the reagan administration we got as close as 4 minutes to midnight.

minutes to midnight by Bad Noodle February 2, 2008

Snickers at Midnight 

1. When a male places his scrotum in a womens mouth (nuts) while shitting a log on her neck (chocolate bar) and jerking off on her forehead (caramel). All three are essential elements of creating the Snickers at Midnight.

2. A much needed sugar high for both energy and warmth when waking up freezing in the middle of the night; typically when winter camping.

Last weekend while camping with my girlfriend she woke up in the middle of the night and craved some chocolate. I gladly served her a Snickers at Midnight.

Snickers at Midnight by Eves Pillson March 24, 2011

Dexy's Midnight Mumbler 

A Dexy's Midnight Mumbler is a person trying to lip sync the words of Dexy's Midnight Runner's classic hit "Come On Eileen"

Nobody knows the words to Come on Eileen, not even Dexy's Midnight Runners, and they wrote the stupid song.

But 1am at a retro disc, lights down, notice how everyone on the dance floor seems to know the words ..... match perfect?

Here's the real lyrics .........

"Come on Eileen, I swear, well he means
Ah come on let's, take off everything
Pretty red dress Eileen (Tell him yes)
Ah come on let's, ah come on Eileen
Pretty red dress Eileen (Tell him yes)
Ah come on let's, ah come on Eileen, please"

And if you turned off the music suddenly, this is what you would hear from the Dexy's Midnight Mumbler .....

"Come on Elieen ....... da da da I mean
come on yeah ..... everything
and that dress .... and that dress
come on yeah ...... oh Eileen .......... (you get the picture)

Dexy's Midnight Mumbler by El Craigo May 1, 2008

Wangan Midnight 

An Arcade Racing Game From Japan. Commonly Used In Singapore For YP/xdd To Pick Up Xmms

Look At This Guy Playing Wangan Midnight , He Is Probably Here To Pick Up Xmm Because He Is Lame And Lonely !

Look At This Kid Playing Wangan ! He Is A Fake Racer Wannabe !

Wangan Midnight by Limpeh Salakau September 29, 2019