Mexican Hipster

A Californian who understands the other side. His/Her parents own a broken down beetle or microbus. Knows all the lyrics to Jimi Hendrix songs and hangs bootleg Janis Joplin posters. Understands that without bats we cannot have tequila, therefore traces migratory patterns of flying mammals to sustain a party life. Guy, Has a big mustache and a lazy comb-over. Girl, is simply a Fresa. Both ingest flax seed and chia seeds because it gives supernatural Aztec Powers. Prominent in K-Town, Sac-Town, the Bay Area and GDL. Most likely will become a mayor or councilmember altough claims to be 'Punk-Rock for Life' Homes!

Jenner: Bromio, do you remember where I left my fixie?

Ronnie: Broseph, you dropped it at the Mexican Hipster's pad because he was going to swap your bottom bracket.
Jenner: Oh yea, I forget shit when I'm sober.
Ronnie: That's hella truism! Yo, should we pick up some PBRs and go pick up your bike?

Jenner: Sounds like Bromance bro, let's do that. I bet the Mexican will grill up some oraganic shit.

by boot•tuck•chuck October 1, 2015

Bum Mexican

A Pre-watershed version of an "Arse Bandit"

James: Is he a...you know...

Dave: A what?

James: An "Bum Mexican"?

Dave: What are you? 10 years old?

by Dohertylives May 20, 2008

Mexican Hug

When you hug someone of Mexican decent and are immediately impregnated due to the fertility of the Mexican Man Skin.

Alejandro: Kayla how was that Mexican Hug for you?
Kayla: I am pregnant
Alejandro: YaY you are having my litter
Kayla: ewww

by Baller42o June 25, 2014

mexican language

It is the language spoken by the Mexican people. Also, incorrecltly referred to as Spanish.

I was on vacation and I couldn't understand what they were saying. I wish they would speak Spanish, I can't understand the Mexican language.

by I MAKE WORDS HAPPEN May 6, 2018

Mexican Yawn

Similar to to the Mexican Wave, the Mexican Yawn is the inevitable ripple of yawns through a group of people proceeding after witnessing the first "source yawn". The source yawn must be seen and heard in order to have maximum effect.

Dave, having only slept for 3 hours that night, kept starting the the Mexican Yawn during our office meeting.

by On_nO May 14, 2010

going Mexican

Driving with an illegal number of passengers. Derived from how media often portrays illegal immigrants crossing the Mexican/American border, with many of them sitting tightly packed in the back of a truck.

*Friend enters car*
Driver: Ready to go? We gotta pick up Joey, Tom, Kelly and Sarah too.
Friend: Doesn't your car only fit four?
Driver: Yah... We're going Mexican, no worries.

by t3h_m4n_w1t_t3h_pl4n March 13, 2011

Mexican Hoho

Rolled up grass that is unrolled and used by landscapers.

That guy is laying down some turf with a Mexican Hoho.

by Mario Lomas April 2, 2008