metal girl

It's like a metal head, but with a vigina

Metal head: dude look at how long my boner is

Metal girl: I have a vagina so I can't compare

by jaywalker69 April 20, 2014

Metal Barbie

Perfection with a twist of metal.
Unusual beauty.

Kat Von De is a Metal Barbie

by Metal Barbie February 25, 2009

metal mash

When a male with braces goes down on a female in an aggressive fashion. This is often done out of malice and can result in scaring.

Aaron was so mad at his girlfriend for ruining his party that he metal mashed her later that night.

by Jjcales January 11, 2012

metal cuddling

Two significant metalheads take form of a warm embrace whilst listen to technical death metal.

Jacob and Lauren were jammin like usual, but decided to try metal cuddling, so they played Necrophagist until they're everlasting slumbers elude them.

by Metal_Waffles January 19, 2014

Metal straws

A metal version of something we all have just more fucking expensive

Omg metal straws #savetheturtles

by Fucktwit September 29, 2019

Metal Muff

The tin can that you keep in your closet that works as a makeshift pocket pussy. Typically filled with a random condiment to stimulate pleasure in horny pre-teens.

Person A: I think my parents found my metal muff this morning.
Person B: That's why I leave beans in mine, they don't suspect a thing.

by Mr.Diddler March 6, 2019

Peasant Metal

Pennies; coins of little to no monetary value

Taylor: Why did you leave your pennies on the table.

Kevin: I don't waste my time with peasant metal.

by thekraftyman October 9, 2014