by jaywalker69 April 20, 2014
Get the metal girlmug. by Metal Barbie February 25, 2009
Get the Metal Barbiemug. a metal elitist is a person, typically an older metalhead guy or an incel teenage boy, who only listens to metal, likes to gatekeep metal, and will call you a poser if you like nu metal or popular metal bands. they are usually misogynistic and will call anything that doesnt fall under an extreme metal genre mid.
Me: “I like the bands Korn and Slipknot. I am also a fan of Metallica.”
Metal Elitist: “Theres no way you like that mallcore bullshit! All they do is sing about angst and dress like rappers! How could you possibly want to listen to a song where a man expresses his emotions? Poser!” *recommends you a black metal band that makes songs about killing jews*
Metal Elitist: “Theres no way you like that mallcore bullshit! All they do is sing about angst and dress like rappers! How could you possibly want to listen to a song where a man expresses his emotions? Poser!” *recommends you a black metal band that makes songs about killing jews*
by hayden06 December 25, 2021
Get the metal elitistmug. When a male with braces goes down on a female in an aggressive fashion. This is often done out of malice and can result in scaring.
by Jjcales January 11, 2012
Get the metal mashmug. Taylor: Why did you leave your pennies on the table.
Kevin: I don't waste my time with peasant metal.
Kevin: I don't waste my time with peasant metal.
by thekraftyman October 9, 2014
Get the Peasant Metalmug. The tin can that you keep in your closet that works as a makeshift pocket pussy. Typically filled with a random condiment to stimulate pleasure in horny pre-teens.
Person A: I think my parents found my metal muff this morning.
Person B: That's why I leave beans in mine, they don't suspect a thing.
Person B: That's why I leave beans in mine, they don't suspect a thing.
by Mr.Diddler March 6, 2019
Get the Metal Muffmug. by Fucktwit September 29, 2019
Get the Metal strawsmug.