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Poop Magoo

A rare monkey found frolicking through the forests of Honduras. They eat what they find on the ground, usually muffins made with crickets, bullfrogs, and sometimes blood, and on rare occasions with pieces of glass in them. If you listen carefully you will hear the faint sound of the poop, as they call it, muttering to itself, usually saying such phrases as, "What are we doing?", "Why are we happening?", "What is box happening?", "Denzel Washington" and others. At night, they will be found near the riverbank talking to the liopleurodons. This animal is extremely smart and dangerous, so if you're in the forests of Honduras and hear the sound of the monkey hitting its chest, stay far away.
*thump thump thump*

"Oh no! It's a Poop Magoo! RUN AWAY!"
by Excess Body Heat March 25, 2007
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The baddest project in New Orleans. Home of Mystikal.
Them boyz got their wigs split talkin shit in the nolia (Magnolia).
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Rusty Magoo

Simalar too the Mr. Magoo but different. After anal sex flip the girl around and slap her across both eyes with your shitty dick, making her squint then whack the end of her nose with your penis to make her nose swell alittle. She will look like Mr. Magoo
After reaming that hot ass I flipped her over and gave her one mean Rusty Magoo!
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Beating off so violently that the head of your penis resembles a pink magnolia flower. By the time you ejaculate you are crying from the pain; but the ejaculation is so rewarding that you are now crying tears of joy, just like at a wedding.
Travis had so much pent up sexual frustration living in San Francisco he threw himself a Magnolia Wedding; and only invited himself.
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Maggot

1) a soft-bodied legless larva of a fly or other insect, found in decaying matter

2) A Slipknot fan. (a metal band.)

3) a small penis.
1)"the maggots attack the roots of the developing cab ages"

2) Guy A: OMG. HAVE YOU HEARD THE NEW SONG BY SLIPKNOT?? I LOVE THEM.
Guy B : Man you're such a maggot.

3) "Don't wriggle your maggot in her face , she's taken. "
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a lil bitch who can't take a joke and has red hair
"Jack was such a magoogan today!"
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scum sucking maggot

A piece of shit person, who is not even worth mentioning, It is the ultimate degree of insult.
I broke up with my boyfriend who was a scum sucking maggot that cheated on me with every girl with a vag.
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