The phenomenon of waking in an inebriated or crapulent state, arguing with one’s significant other, and then leaving one’s home to go directly to a bar.
by Dr. Donezo March 03, 2019
"I was visited by the morning wood fairy last night..."
by morningwood faerie February 06, 2003
Troy and Abed in the morning
by Yeetityb sheetity April 15, 2020
It’s exactly what you think it is. Anonomous gay encounters in the morning. Get On -- Get Off -- Get Out.
by miriaminblue August 14, 2011
First action of a normal man who has an itch at the pubic area. The action provides with great pleasure to the male, and helps him to be awake for the rest of the day.
This morning I had the most annoying itch at my scrotum, actually it woke me up!, so I had my Morning Ballsack-Scratch to help myself.
by Marcogod October 27, 2010
by APfromMSP June 27, 2005
The extremely powerful and loud fart one generates after waking up in the morning. It can happen either in bed, or while taking the morning pee. When it happens its extremely satisfying and personally amusing and is usually followed with a "WHOA!". Normally there is no smell, only hang time. When done in while taking a shit you can see the toilet water part or ripple.
Dude Matt, I ripped a power morning fart so powerful that it blew out my house windows and made the cat shit it's pants!
by Berrett February 22, 2008