monkey jello

an amazing gay guy who thinks he's straight

'Jose totally checked out my shoes and and then asked me out! what a monkey jello'

by suga-bob July 4, 2008

wombat monkey

an unknown creature that only eats popcorn kernel indigenous to the Choccolocco Area. Known by their strange mating call that can be heard for miles.

Zach: Did you hear that?
(wombat monkey): EEEEEoooorrrrkkkkieieieie
Matt: Yup! That's a wombat monkey in heat!

by Lilrandom July 6, 2008

Chumba Monkey

An idiot, moron, or other stupid person.

He did what?! Jeez that guy is such a chumba monkey.

by KorbenDallas August 7, 2008

monkey wobbler

Loose term for a wanker,someone who is always wobbling his monkey!!

"That Andy is a proper monkey wobbler, he's always in the toilet pulling himself off"

by bigtongue121 November 18, 2014

pocket monkey

Someone who likes to stick their hand in their pocket and masturbate in public.

Don't shake that pocket monkeys hand!

by Pokechu July 19, 2015

Gliding monkey

When you hold a girl up and spin her around while fucking her

Bobby gave me an awesome gliding monkey last night

by Dude guy 55 December 6, 2015

Party Monkey

That girl that will climb through ropes, rails, tables, and sometimes even men, just to score a free drink from your bottle.

Man! Did you see how fast that party monkey got to our table.

by prinsdi December 16, 2017