A mia’s bf is possibly one of the most caring creatures. He spoils her, and goes above and beyond any normal bf. He likes staring into her eyes and playing with her hair. He likes the way she smells and the way she sleeps. He is the most perfect bf in the world.
mia- “bf would you get me some chocolate”
mia’s bf- “as you wish”
mia- “bf would you rub my feet”
mia’s bf- “as you wish”
mia’s bf- “as you wish”
mia- “bf would you rub my feet”
mia’s bf- “as you wish”
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Mia is bad
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Get the Mia mug.Mia, the girl who is crazily obsessed with a short blonde guy that is half of her height. She loves all the attention that she gets, but would complain about every small little thing. She always uses her hands to hit as a joke, but in reality nobody finds it funny. This extraordinarily special girl also owns 10 pounds of chips as always, munching on every food she sees. Even if it's someone else's food, "can I have a bite" is always what she says. She whines if she doesn't get what she wants and gets angry very easily. Mia however, loves the app "Shein". She gets all her clothes and all her essential needs off that app. Calling someone by the name "Mia" is also a very good comeback!
Person : "Where did you get those uggs? They look so good!"
Mia : "Oh they are from Shein."
Person : "..."
Mia *pick me voice teasing boys because she wants attention* : "See I'm taller than you!"
Person : "I'm not dumb your shoes literally gives you like 10 inches."
Mia : "No, I'm taller than you! Stop lying! *Giggles*"
Mia: "Ugh you are so annoying!!"
Person: "Bro at least I ain't Mia."
Mia : "Oh they are from Shein."
Person : "..."
Mia *pick me voice teasing boys because she wants attention* : "See I'm taller than you!"
Person : "I'm not dumb your shoes literally gives you like 10 inches."
Mia : "No, I'm taller than you! Stop lying! *Giggles*"
Mia: "Ugh you are so annoying!!"
Person: "Bro at least I ain't Mia."
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