Phelan Logic

Phelan Logic is when somebody says something so stupid it requires everyone to face palm simultaneously. For example it could be a very controversial take, a outrageous conspiracy theory or just when you want to make your friend sound stupid

Bro that is Phelan Logic.

by Crossley1 September 21, 2025

Johnny logic

When somebody thinks they are helping but turns out worse..

Damn you tried to save me $14 but cost me 4 hours labor johnny logic.

by Johnny useless July 6, 2018

mia logic

something Trevor will never understand,

deffinition: the way in which Mia and her perfectly perfect life think that no one understands because it will only make sense to a Mia.

Mia logic said by Mia: being b is a.

by Logic.mia April 10, 2015

Conservative logic

The type of mental gymnastics required to justify conservative viewpoints. Notable for being both radical and illogical, conservative logic has the rare quality of being both an oxymoron and unintentionally ironic.

"Conservative logic makes the point that modern policing proves evolution can't be true; otherwise, African Americans would be bulletproof by now."

by Dudge September 23, 2022

Logical fallacies

A useful set of 'refutational tools' whose usage is mainly seen in random internet arguments but can also equally be applied in the IRL realm too, such as against your wife or your boss. The former scenario is where people often abuse logical fallacies to the point of committing a fallacy fallacy, so be wise and use them sparingly and only as a supplement to your argument.

Also related to non sequitur.

1) Jim called out his boss by using logical fallacies to poke holes in his ridiculous decisions.
2) Tommy used logical fallacies to his advantage in order to expose the inconsistencies in his girlfriend's reasoning with regards to how he should spend his money.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 2, 2022

Chameleon Logic

Chameleon logic means the ability to adapt to changing conditions or circumstances. It is often used to describe the ability of an algorithm to adapt, learn, and adjust its behavior to achieve a desired outcome.

Chameleon Logic is a type of artificial intelligence (AI) that uses a combination of algorithms and data to rapidly adapt to changing conditions.

by ChamLogic February 3, 2023

Broccoli logic

In reference to:
If two people dislike broccoli and one of them has tried broccoli and one of them hasn't, who's opinion on broccoli is more valid?
Therefore, a man who has had sex with a man once before is less gay than a man who's never had sex with a man before.

Broccoli logic dictates I must fuck a member of the same sex at least once

by penisshakes October 9, 2024