by Renee and Pat. August 19, 2013
1. I just dropped a Linkin Log, man, the toilet's backed up.
2. And then I gave her the Linkin Log, as she told me to go down on her.
2. And then I gave her the Linkin Log, as she told me to go down on her.
by LinkinBlogger October 24, 2014
When a man puts his penis between two other peinses, moving back and forth, then ejaculates, similar to titty fucking.
Last night my boyfriend had a friend come over. We had some drinks and decided to Linkin Log with each other. My boyfriend, Dillon and his friend Will, laid beside each other, erect, then I slid my penis between there's until I came.
by Jewlz&Woody July 15, 2020
A log in the shape of a dog. Also a boy. Loves fortnite to an unhealthy extent. Very sexy. Very sweet. A good boy I call him. A boy dog I call Log dog. Actually I don’t really call him Log Dog, I call him Logan, occasionally Log. Logan is one of a kind. One of the sweetest Log Dogs I know. Incredibly lovable, sexy, silly, cute and muscular like big foot. Not as furry as big foot tho. Very ticklish, snuggly and genuine. Would rate Log dog a 10/10
by Stellals246 March 26, 2018
The act of sticking one's thumb between somebody else's butt cheeks and announcing "Log Jam!". This is not a sexual act, it is performed externally while the recipient is wearing pants. Best performed in front of other people.
Nick, standing behind Frank waiting in line at the cafeteria, jams his thumb up between Frank's butt cheeks and yells "Log jam!"
by legsalad January 17, 2011
When an individual defecates and proceeds to freeze the foreign body after which the item is inserted into the body in order to simulate penetrative sex
by lmkcdsahil\aehysp; March 20, 2007
The reverse of taking a dump.
If you and your partner are not into anal, a reverse chocolate log is the perfect thing for you! It will consist of opening your partners anus, and taking a shit inside.. a reverse chocolate log
If you and your partner are not into anal, a reverse chocolate log is the perfect thing for you! It will consist of opening your partners anus, and taking a shit inside.. a reverse chocolate log
"Hey Dave, can I give you a reverse chocolate log tonight?"
"If you don't shut up Susan, I'll give you a reverse chocolate log, I haven't had a shit in 3 days, so it won't be pretty!"
"If you don't shut up Susan, I'll give you a reverse chocolate log, I haven't had a shit in 3 days, so it won't be pretty!"
by Stinky Nan June 01, 2017