scrote licker

Lame, unskilled, deficient.

My brother can't drive. He's such a scrote licker.

by JayWay October 17, 2006

gary lineker

Big eared, left wing, BBC brownnosing gimp that scoffs crisps for a living. Will attempt to steal any packet of Walkers you may have like a cheeky seagull at the beach.

Friend 1- I'm really worried about myself.
Friend 2-why?
Friend 1- I think I'm having a nervous breakdown. Think I'm turning into a Gary Lineker.

by Josemourinho'sunderpants March 28, 2019

i'm linked up

iced up, bling, chains, watches. Chains, watches, jewelry all have links connecting them.

coined by zeb. g

i stay linked up and shine so bright, or "I'm linked up" and shine when i walk out

i'm linked up

by Zeb g. April 27, 2010

fat shit dick licker

when you take a shit and try to blow yourself

Zack stop being a fat shit dick licker!

by T-MONEY May 5, 2003

pussy licker

(1) One who ingraciates themselves with others when not wanted.

(2) One who sucks up to a superior.

(3) Another term for ass licker

(1) Fuck off you pussy licker

(2) John: Look at that Bob sucking up to Jane

Colin: Yer he's right pussy licker.

by magickmark September 2, 2005

Linger

To lick out and finger a chick simultaneously.

I lingered that hot girl from work last night.

by Reneee May 17, 2008

Dick Licker Jones

The worst possible insult, wins verbal slinging matches

Jimi Shut up. you are a Dick Licker Jones

by Ellbell November 11, 2005