log dog

A log in the shape of a dog. Also a boy. Loves fortnite to an unhealthy extent. Very sexy. Very sweet. A good boy I call him. A boy dog I call Log dog. Actually I don’t really call him Log Dog, I call him Logan, occasionally Log. Logan is one of a kind. One of the sweetest Log Dogs I know. Incredibly lovable, sexy, silly, cute and muscular like big foot. Not as furry as big foot tho. Very ticklish, snuggly and genuine. Would rate Log dog a 10/10

Is that a log dog? No its Logan. Oh wait! It can’t be either, he doesn’t know what fortnite is!

by Stellals246 May 16, 2018

Linkin Log

1. Taking a giant shit, in the form of a log.

2. The act of sodomizing someone with a pizza log.

1. I just dropped a Linkin Log, man, the toilet's backed up.

2. And then I gave her the Linkin Log, as she told me to go down on her.

by LinkinBlogger October 24, 2014

Lofty log

A full bodied firm lengthy turd. Perfect in all forms including smell

Look at the size of that lofty log

by Renee and Pat. August 20, 2013

Magik log

A larger version of the "Magik Stick". It refers to a wang a woman lusts over, wants all the time.

Joe's magik log is soooo much better than Jamal's magik stick! I guess it wasn't that magikal after all.....

by Txgurl915 August 21, 2016

log jam

The act of sticking one's thumb between somebody else's butt cheeks and announcing "Log Jam!". This is not a sexual act, it is performed externally while the recipient is wearing pants. Best performed in front of other people.

Nick, standing behind Frank waiting in line at the cafeteria, jams his thumb up between Frank's butt cheeks and yells "Log jam!"

by legsalad January 17, 2011

minnesota log

When an individual defecates and proceeds to freeze the foreign body after which the item is inserted into the body in order to simulate penetrative sex

She loved the feel of the minnesota log inside of her

by lmkcdsahil\aehysp; July 20, 2008

Reverse chocolate log

The reverse of taking a dump.
If you and your partner are not into anal, a reverse chocolate log is the perfect thing for you! It will consist of opening your partners anus, and taking a shit inside.. a reverse chocolate log

"Hey Dave, can I give you a reverse chocolate log tonight?"

"If you don't shut up Susan, I'll give you a reverse chocolate log, I haven't had a shit in 3 days, so it won't be pretty!"

by Stinky Nan June 1, 2017