Kyle Broflovski is the Jewish kid from South Park. He is Stan's best friend, somewhat Kenny's friend, and he always gets made fun of by Cartman because he is Jewish. He has a mom, a dad, and a younger half-brother that is Canadian. His teacher was Mr. Garrison, then Mrs. Chokesondick, now it is Ms. Garrison, Mr. Garrison with a sex change. Kyle also has a bag of "Jew Gold" hanging around his neck.
by Awahl March 02, 2006
Kyle Francis Falconer
Lead singer of the Scottish indie rock band 'The View'
Born of the 6th of June 1987, in Dundee Scotland, he writes The View's songs along with their bass guitarist Kieren Webster.
The most beautiful man in the entire world, his Dundonian accent is the incredible and never fails to give me butterflies. His mop of beautiful brown curls fit his perfect face so amazingly, I practically orgasm every time I see them.
Many English people cannot understand Kyle's wonderful voice, unlike me (I am English too), but they are incredibly uneducated.
E.G: I dinnae give a shite, man <--- This is an example of a phrase Kyle uses on a daily basis, beautiful? I know right.
Lead singer of the Scottish indie rock band 'The View'
Born of the 6th of June 1987, in Dundee Scotland, he writes The View's songs along with their bass guitarist Kieren Webster.
The most beautiful man in the entire world, his Dundonian accent is the incredible and never fails to give me butterflies. His mop of beautiful brown curls fit his perfect face so amazingly, I practically orgasm every time I see them.
Many English people cannot understand Kyle's wonderful voice, unlike me (I am English too), but they are incredibly uneducated.
E.G: I dinnae give a shite, man <--- This is an example of a phrase Kyle uses on a daily basis, beautiful? I know right.
"Hey, who's that amazing, beautiful, lovely, sweet, cute, fantastic, hilarious man over there?"
"Oh, him? He's Kyle Falconer."
"Oh, him? He's Kyle Falconer."
by CheekyForAReason April 26, 2013
Will be the biggest faggot you ever meet. When he grows up, a poor male prostitute. He has no balls and a small penis.
Kyle
by Barf146492 May 23, 2013
kyle burns is the drummer of the band forever the sickest kids. he is extremely skinny and tall. blonde hair. hottest in the band. very sweet guy.
person 1: im going to a concert tonight.
person 2: who r u going to c?
person 1: forever the sickest kids
person 2: isnt that hot drummer, kyle burns, in that band?
person 1: yes.
person 2: who r u going to c?
person 1: forever the sickest kids
person 2: isnt that hot drummer, kyle burns, in that band?
person 1: yes.
by CheyPWNS March 03, 2009
*Pronoun* Kyle Broflovski, (Surname also spelled Brovlofski, Brovlovski, Broflovski, Brosloski, Broslofski, Broslovski, or by Eric Cartman, Kahl) is one of 4 main characters on the TV show South Park. Kyle is voiced by and based on co-creator Matt Stone. Kyle has a best friend named Stan. He is the oldest of two children in the only Jewish family in the town. Kyle has a younger brother named Ike, who was adopted from Canada. He is mostly famous for saying “You bastards!” when Kenny dies. Kyle wears a green ushanka, (the same kind of hat that many Soviets wore, however the ear flaps are not turned up) an orange jacket, dark green pants, and bright green mittens.
Fat shit. And the worlds fattest man. Even tho man will smack him up on the mains. But i like to touch his tities
by #YourBredrinsWorld December 10, 2018
Kyle is weird he talks about blowing things up and he goes to the park and says rituals, he also covers his face and is nicknamed the Bomb of Osiris
by urban/dictionary September 29, 2018