i dont know nobody

used whenever you or someone does something really cool

*does something cool*
*everyone cheers*
“I DONT KNOW NOBODY”

by ghostburr March 6, 2022

Fuck Knows o' Clock

An unknown time of day. Can be past, present or future.

Hey Jack when are we leaving?

"At approximately ...fuck knows o' clock. Tomorrow."

What time is it?
"Fuck knows o' clock. Get a watch."

When did you fall asleep?
"Um, at fuck knows o' clock. I don't know!"

by HyperLynx September 22, 2016

Everyone Knows What a Horse Is

A polish joke from the Encyclopedia "Nowe Ateny." When prompted with the definition of a horse, the encyclopedia read "Everyone Knows What a Horse Is."

In Poland, it means "there is no point in discussing the obvious."

Polish man 1: "I hate my coworker. This dumbass really said 'the sky is blue'"
Polish man 2: "No shit, right? Everyone knows what a horse is!"
Non-polish man: "The fuck?"

by andcastle July 13, 2023

I know what you are

Something you say to a gay person, letting them know that you know they’re gay

“I know what you are, Will Byers”

by Threatening Gay Person December 25, 2022

i know you didnt

A common reaction when in disbelief of someones actions or words.

Ohhh know you didn't! How you gonna play me like that?

by Sophie February 11, 2005

bobby dont you know

A legendary line from "Bobby's World".

Bobby Dont you know!

by Jim Page October 7, 2006

you do not know the way

you do not know the way, you think you know the way, but only me, and my bruddas know the way.

my brudda, you do not know the way.

by HandleGod January 24, 2018