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King Slats

Whilst taking part in vigorous intercourse, the instigator willingly attempts to remove the head of his partner as furious climax approaches.
Vikesh King Slatssed his mrs last night. The police are investigating...
by smooo February 23, 2011
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big king

Referring to the male genetals or long shafts (long shafts have more accurate cum shots).

Also can refer to the action of ejaculation.

Also a sandwich at BK. (Prices and participation may vary)
Paul: Dude I think she wants your "big king!"
Ryan: Legit? If you're not being legit then just cav with that!
Paul: You should "big king" on her face!
Ryan: Maybe I will! I've heard she's had her way with a few guys already so she probably would let me.
by Big_king July 3, 2014
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Scarlet King

1b. Satan, The Great Devourer, the Beast of the Bottomless Pit.

Referenced in the popular SCPs 231, 2317 and 3838, and 20-1000 minor tales.

Weakened by multiple things relating to the number seven.

Servants are Dr. Wilson of Site-23 (cuz hes a dumbass lol geddit), Moloch, Lord Goran, many satanist cults most famous being the Children of the Scarlet King, Jeser the Prince of Many Faces, the Hanged King of Alagadda, SCP-3838-8 and SCP 682, and the biggest followers of him of all, subscribers to r/okbuddyretard and goths, especially goth girls.

1b. Dr. Wilson from Site-23's waifu.
1a. The Scarlet King is quite evil.

1b. Dr. Wilson you bitch you got my coffee wrong again. Your waifu the Scarlet King should dump you soon.
by DrWilsonIsGae September 8, 2019
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nightmare king grimm

A mean motherfucker who doesn't care about you or your feelings. He is the final boss of the Grimm Troupe dlc from thr game hollow knight
Nightmare King Grimm is to dificult. He is to fast and there is too much fire everywhere.
by Drunk Bug With a Nail November 17, 2020
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National Drift King Day

On December 4th, 2015, Twitch Streamer RTGame announced on twitter that he won a 200cc Mario Kart tournament in College hence giving him the title of 'Drift King'. We mark this day to commemorate the birth of our beloved Drift King, RTGame.
Person A: "Did you hear, its National Drift King Day today!"
Person B: "Wonderful! I can't believe they used to call him the Drift King back in college."
by XenSergal December 4, 2021
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King Bitch

King of all bitches which makes he/she the biggest bitch alive
by Crazy818 March 5, 2010
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King Ed

Full name: King Edward VII Science and Sport College.
A school situated in the East Midlands, in Coalville, though thankfully on the outskirts.

A noteable feature of the school is its high population of students from nearby Coalville, Greenhill and Agar Nook; because of this, the school provides a reliable example of the results of incest. In addition, many of the students are chavs.
The school caters exclusively to underachievers, providing many benefits for those who refuse to learn while ignoring those who want to succeed. This is reflected in the choice of teaching staff, many of whom are idiots.
Generally, those who are able to get into Ashby School and get a bus to Ashby De La Zouch do so, while the scum breeding in the areas near to King Ed tend to stay closer to home.
There are rumours that the UK government is extremely disgusted with the state of the school, to the extent that there are plans in place to eliminate it and its population using nuclear weapons. However, many simply discard this as wishful thinking.
King Ed student: King Ed's the shit, innit bruv.

Outsider: Go fuck your mother.

King Ed student: Again?
by wivs July 18, 2009
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