Keepering

Keepering; is when your goalkeeper in football (soccer) makes what should be a simple save or catch into a horrendous mistake.

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by KINGZz November 20, 2013

Keep your face on

Getting angry for no fucking reason.

Keep your face on is to calm the fuck down, your face is falling off and you need to keep it on ;)

by huddy1 November 5, 2014

Keep Me Texted

Based off of the expression "keep me posted," a way of asking someone to stay in touch via text message

Older brother: Thanks for a great night! See you soon.
Younger brother: Sounds good, keep me texted. Do you want to play some Mario Kart online later tonight?
Older brother: Maybe, I'll keep you texted!
Younger brother: Yeah, keep me texted!

by Caesar Is Home January 25, 2015

Keensburgh hotdog

The action of eating a dildo out if ones ass in the city of Keensburgh

Hey look, he is giving her the old Keensburgh hotdog. And they didn't even wash it.

by Mounters September 8, 2014

Keep the bird in its cage

A fancy way of saying, "Keep it in your pants!"

Dick: "I'm thinking about going streaking; wanna join?"
Tom: "No, and keep the bird in its cage!"

by Dcstrutter May 27, 2015

Keeping your nose clean

Keeping your nose clean means are you staying out of trouble

Boy: "Did you see that your homeboy got locked up for drug possession?"

Girl: "Yeah, I know he is your friend, but I hope you are keeping your nose clean."

by ThatgurlJo216 March 22, 2016

Keep it OT

When you want to keep it real, like how they did it in the Old Testament.

Me: I have two wives.
Prof Dev: Keep it OT!

by daviddickanderson February 8, 2017