july 19

the best person bday ever. KARL JACOBS BDAY. like if your lady is july 19, u are very swag cause u share a bday with the one and only karl jacobs

“omg ur bday is july 19, ur very swag”
shut your mom
shut ur entire mom
ur entire mom is shut
omg ur dogwater
ur wieners built like a tic tac

karls bdayyy

by casserolidy July 22, 2021

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july 27

Its the day of wearing tight leggings. And showing off that ass

P1. What day is it?

P2. Oh i think it is july 27, why do you ask?
01. I forgot to show off my booty

by MrZzzleeping April 12, 2019

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start a fight with your friend. Bring up things that they hate and roast them to see what they say and that’s hows they truly feel about you. then say it was a prank and screenshot this and send it or them and watch them start saying they didn’t mean any of it

You’re so ugly. Sike it’s July 22 Start A Fight With Your Friend day

by JolieHadel78 July 21, 2019

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July 28th

BIGGEST SLUT’S BIRTHDAY

Person 1: is the biggest slut
Person 2: her birthday must be July 28th

by ASSLICKER69420 October 14, 2019

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3 July

It’s buy a candle from the local scent day!

omg it’s 3 July! It’s time to buy a candle from the local scent !

by The Local Scent June 20, 2021

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school in july

When someone in university is not taking a full course load, which ends up giving them too much free time when everyone else hardly has any free time.
Similar to being in summer school but during the regular school year.

Joe: "Why are you so free man? Winter exams are coming up."
Aazam: "School in July, baby."

by Aaz January 16, 2006

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