Jordan R

A tall skinny black kid who loves to play basketball and minecraft. Gets a lot of the attention from the ladies but doesn't really want it. Laughs very easily and is usually easy going. He is a good friend and a smart person.

Darrel: "Did you see that kid dunk that shot and then run from those enchanted girls?"

Paul: "Yeah, what a Jordan R."

by smf399 February 16, 2013

Jordan roulette

When Jordan is have a wank but then Mia joins in. The game changes so each of them get a pull on the penis until Jordan explodes, Mia is left with the mess.

I recently done the Jordan roulette.

by Unknown933 June 18, 2017

jordan blake

Jordan Felix Blake or (Jordaddy) is the actual definition of a sex god. Mostly known for his iconic pizza picture, he is AN ACTUAL GOD HES SO HANDSOME.

Girl: did you see Jordan Blake's new post?
Boy: you mean jordaddy? Yes I did. I had to change my panties.

by Leo.grey.blender June 21, 2017

Jordan Simon

A friendly jew who is often nervous and has an insatiable appetite for porn. He regularly will be found in a suit and is in the process of taking over american banking.

wheres jordan simon? hes in his room masterbating

by goodbuddy September 8, 2010

Jordan Chen

The smartest guy you will ever meet. But he texts you out of no where saying "your gay" so it's best not to give Jordan Chen your number.

Guy 1: Dude if your stuck as Jordan Chen for help, he helped me with my Chemistry homework, but make sure not to give him your number..
Guy 2: Alright, I'll ask for help but why shouldn't I give him my number?
Guy 1: He texts you randomly and says "your gay"..
Guy 2: Oh.. I'll keep that in mind..

by Jordan Ched October 22, 2020

Jordan Henry

When you flip flop too much and you cant pick a side and you threaten to slap a hiroshimaru.

Stop being a Jordan Henry.

by NTNitingale August 17, 2020

Kayla Jordan

Kayla is a beautiful girl with a fat ass she gets all the niggas and got like hella hoes in her phone and she's not one to be played with cause she will slap a bitch.

Kayla Jordan fucks a lot of boys.

by 👍🏽 June 18, 2018