Jesus Camp

Christian camps and retreats. Usually very fundamentalist and scarry, with the ultimate goal of brainwashing everyone into christian conformity.

My mom sent me to jesus camp, but I got sent home early for not conforming quickly enough.

by herselfelf March 17, 2004

un-jesus

doing something againt jesus or with satin

you killed 10 people with you toxic spray, that is very un-jesus of you

by Christian Gamer Fanboy ^_^ October 5, 2018

Hooked on Jesus

crazy church goer
one that takes the longest to testify

She couldnt stay for the movie because she had to go back to church.. Yo she hooked on Jesus

by glorray February 20, 2010

jesus dan

our lord and savior. Has a massive peen and rocks side burns like a bad bitch. We give him offerings such as broccoli soup and children. Is a stripper, and loves to wear socks and sandals 🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿🥵

person: OMG IS THAT THEE JESUS DAN?!?!
me: yes...he daddy

by jesusdanworshipper November 16, 2019

Jesus Club

when a person (usually christian) acts very religious and self righteous, but it seems like it's fake. They seem to try too hard to show people that they go to church and participate.

"you see that girl there? she's goes to church four times a week, sings in the choir, and always goes to youth group." "you know she's a member of the Jesus Club"

by Kronos_Olymparu December 9, 2009

Jesus Chris

jesus christ without the t

hey guys its jesus chris, its without the t

by JesusTheDestroyer420 July 1, 2020

buff jesus

appears in The Amityville Horror(1979) portrayed by James Brolin

What would Buff Jesus do???

by Kit Falco August 30, 2009