Sarah Jessica Parker

An ugly ass actress whos face resembles a horse.

Man 1: Hey look! There's a horse walking on the sidewalk!

Man 2: No dude, I think that's Sarah Jessica Parker...

Man 1: OH, I can't tell the difference.

by Awkward Panda July 11, 2011

Sarah Jessica Parker

an ugly bitch who desperately needs a nose job.

That ugly bitch Sarah Jessica Parker is on that show Sex in the City which is a stupid show.

by Stacy July 26, 2006

dirty jessica

rough sex with small Willys and hairy fannys after feeding the sheep in the garden

“ oi i’ve just finished with the sheep now let me do a dirty jessica on you, you little welsh gimp”

by sussywillyjordan October 20, 2021

Jessica Kilby Jago

The most amazing person you will ever meet, she will change your life for the better. She's not only your soulmate, but she's also your best friend. I couldn't imagine my life without her. She's the most amazing and beautiful person I've ever met, she disagrees with me whenever I say this but it's the truth. She's sweet, kind, funny, has the most amazing personality, and great taste in everything (even though she prefers golden syrup to maple syrup). She's honestly the best thing that's ever happened to me and all I want to do is spend my life with her.

Jess, I love you so much and if you see this I promise to love you and be there for you in the best and worst of times
so much love from your lil yog nog

person 1: that girl is a Jessica Kilby Jago
person 2: nah, nobody's like her because nobody compares to her

by yog_nog3000 June 4, 2019

Jessica Le Whitley

One of the best people AND best friends in the world. They are really kind, pretty and super duper duper funny 😄

“Yeah I’m friends with Jessica Le Whitley he’s so cool!”

by sital budathoki September 5, 2021

Jessica Lee Scribner

She’s a beautiful female, always looking more refreshed than she is and always trying new things. She is usually dedicated and hardworking except for those sleepy days which isn’t very often. She’s a dreamer but has the ability to pull others back down to Earth.

Dude: Did you hear about that Jessica Lee Scribner?
Other Guy: Yeah, I’m jealous of her Mr. Lucky.

by Mr. Scrible August 19, 2018

Sarah Jessica Parker

A horse-like creature that lurks in the gated communities of Los Angeles. Also used as a reference to horses.

I'm so hungry, I could eat Sarah Jessica Parker!

by harygdl13 August 17, 2012