A sexy, tall, lanky beast that is a ladies man, and has a 12 inch cock in the flaccid state. Don’t let his charming smile and shy personality fool you, he is a demon in the sheets. He WILL put you in a wheelchair for a minimum of 6 months after the tip penetrates you… But it would be TOTALLY WORTH it. If you meet a Jerry, don’t let him go.
Friend #1: How were you paralyzed from the waist down?
Friend #2: I met this sex machine named Jerry working at the bar last night… worth every second and injury!
Friend #1: that’s so hot, I wish I knew a Jerry….
Friend #2: I met this sex machine named Jerry working at the bar last night… worth every second and injury!
Friend #1: that’s so hot, I wish I knew a Jerry….
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You cannot just choose friends just like Mal, Dick and Jerry you have to careful of who you want to be friends with.
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Get the Jerry mug.A Jerry is a simply just a seagull. They love to eat Cheezits, they are willing to do your bidding for a minimal price of food. Also commonly known as a sea-chicken….
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Get the jerry mug.A name used to explain a joke, but turns embarrassing very quickly when your friends video tapes it.
Girl: hey wanna heat a joke? Watch!
*Hitting her ass*
“Fuck me jerry!!”
Friend: Hahahaha bitch I recorded that!
*Hitting her ass*
“Fuck me jerry!!”
Friend: Hahahaha bitch I recorded that!
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