Parsley Smite: Peanuts aren't nuts, they're legumes.
Jayden Fat-oh: "You just said they were nuts, retard"
Parsley Smite: "you're Jaydening so hard right now"
Jayden Fat-oh: "You just said they were nuts, retard"
Parsley Smite: "you're Jaydening so hard right now"
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Girl 1: Have you heard of the new student Jayden? He's so sweet!
Guy 1: I mean... yeah I guess he's pretty sweet.
Girl 1: I'll make sure to make him mine before any of these other girls steal him.
Guy 1: I mean... yeah I guess he's pretty sweet.
Girl 1: I'll make sure to make him mine before any of these other girls steal him.
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Kennedy: Why is Jayden looking at me funny?
Friend: I think he just sum
Kennedy: But he is looking at me?!?!
Friend: He has had a crush on you since 4th grade
Friend: I think he just sum
Kennedy: But he is looking at me?!?!
Friend: He has had a crush on you since 4th grade
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