Jason Bourne

Someone who gets really mad but can't fight for shit no matter how hard they try

" Jesus Christ it's Jason Bourne"

by Stanky the Herbivore YT September 5, 2016

the jason shumwhey

The guy who volunteers to be the last car of the train in the all man gang bang in prison...from day one.

I love being in front of the jason shumwhey every friday night!

by wet squirrel prod April 7, 2005

Jason's Dog

A dog that's too cool, even for its owner.

I want to hang out with Jason's dog, but that means I'd have to see Jason... Ugh.

by goDs'nosaJ March 8, 2022

Jason Claeson

An absolute dad

Hey do you know jason Claeson
Yea he’s a dad

by Imggay August 26, 2019

Jason Momoa

A sexy ass guy who plays aqua man and that guys whos name I can’t remember in game of thrones.

Dang, watching justice league and game of thrones with Jason momoa is like porn to me.

by LizaLover November 27, 2017

Jason Derulo

Michael Jackson wannabe/clone.

Chris Brown wannabe/clone. (lol)

After Chris Brown "died" (lol), they tried to replace him with Jason Derulo and then Justin Bieber. He dances and kinda looks like Chris Brown.

Person: Chris Brown's career is over, let's find another Michael Jackson clone!

Person 2: Jason Derulo looks like him. Let's take advantage of Chris Brown's death and cash in.

Me: Oh no, another Michael Jackson wannabe! When will it end?

by spiderkarnage July 25, 2011

jason luv

jason luv is my husband and if you see him , you would want his long cock

“woah is that jason luv over there”
“yeah, why”
“i really want his cock”

by kay_gurl38 April 15, 2020