January 4

National dumbass day! Tell your friends!

Person 1: Hey its January 4th!
Person 2: Ya, its your day to shine
Person 1: Yea, National Dumbass Day

by RealPerryThePlatypus October 28, 2020

January

National slap ass month
HO SLAP ASSES HOW MUCH U WANT!

Dude:Dude why did u slap my ass
Me: Because it’s January/Slap ass month

by Days for my Booz and girls😋 November 21, 2020

January 1st, 2021

A day that a lot of people think won't come when in reality it will.

It is one month until January 1st, 2021, I can't wait!

by Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit November 30, 2020

January 11

national kiss your SO day

emmy; hey it’s January 11th
me: oh I better go kiss my bf

by A rlly nice friend :) January 8, 2021

January 23

Its national lick job and blowjob day yall.

Boy: its January 23
Girl:so what?
Boy:go to urban dictionary and see what it means

by Horny momma January 22, 2021

January 29th

January 29th national cuddle your bf/gf day!!!!!

It’s January 29th
National cuddle day yay

by Pterodactyl the third January 29, 2021

January 26

Kobe & Gigis death day, RIP. Also my birthday. People born on January 26 are usually caring, overprotective and ultra cute. They can be insecure 90% of the time. They hate their body, hair, voice and very bad mental health.

January 26th was Kobe’s and Gianna’s last day on Earth.

by randomkidonine November 2, 2021