jacob nelson

A drunk shitbag that has a small dick and is from Missouri

Fucking Jacob nelson

by Suh111117 November 27, 2017

Jacob snow

A Jacob snow is an absaloute legend and is very overlooked. Although tough to handle is really nice when you get to know him.

What a Jacob snow... legend

by Kelsey Allen February 20, 2017

jacob hickey

This guy is easy to fall in love with. But don't get to comfortable with him because he is a lying dick. He also cheats because all he wants is nudes, if you won't send him pics he will break your heart and say you don't trust him. People like jacob hickey should be avoided, they lie, break girls hearts, cheat, are horny horndogs. DO NOT TRUST

Did you hear that Jacob broke up with his girlfriend because she didn't want to send nudes?

Man that's such a Jacob Hickey move!

by pencile and brittle February 22, 2017

jacob black

hott,sexy werewolf. aslo funny,caring,and all around nice guy. raising the standards for boyfriends all over the world.

me:*sigh*
friend:staring at jacob black again?
me:*sigh*
friend:... i'll take that as a yes
me:*sigh*

by bh14 March 5, 2009

Jacob Benner

Drummer for Late Nite Reading (LNR)

Extremely attractive and super funny,
every girl want to be with a boy like Jacob.

PS,

im sort of in love with him even though we've never met :) <3

Person 1: What are you listening to?
Person 2: LNR's new song Save it for the Slow Dance!
Person 1: Oh my god! I love that song, ecspecially with Jacob Benner's drumming skills!(:

by kfhasjvhbasfjkasp March 29, 2011

Jacob Sartorius

That 13 year old kid on Musical.ly and Vine that's on Magcon and gets constantly roasted by the world.

Yo bro did you see that Jacob Sartorius?

by Nikelala June 13, 2016

Jacob Sartorius

The absolute cancer of the internet. I made a new best friend after watching him... Clorox Bleach.

Person 1- Who is the cringiest kid on the internet

Person 2- Duh, Jacob Sartorius

by Triggered Reptilian November 25, 2016