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kick the bull in the junk

To poke or prod on a delicate topic or raise an unpopular opinion that will no doubt cause you backlash. Not unlike the response you would receive from kicking a bull in the junk.
You're just going to have to suck it up, and kick the bull in the junk, David.
by ew-david October 6, 2022
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Junked out

Dude I am so junked out right now
by B kangaroo July 5, 2017
mugGet the Junked outmug.

"junk" filter abuse

Where you falsely tag one or more legitimate e-mails as "spam" merely because you'd prefer not to read the messages due to their containing unwelcome content, such as reminding you that you owe money, are responsible for performing certain arduous/unpleasant tasks, etc.
Practicing "junk" filter abuse may indeed prevent unwelcome e-mails from showing up in your inbox, but it merely "delays the inevitable"... the chickens are still gonna come home to roost eventually (i.e., your creditors and/or da cops are still gonna come knocking on your door in da end), but by then they will be "cackling mad" at your selfish/offhanded ignoring of them and their genuine issues with you, and so they will likely scatter poop and loose feathers all over you (i.e., deal with you a lot more harshly) when they finally arrive on your doorstep, rather than just placidly settling down in their stalls for the night, the way they probably would have if you had simply addressed their concerns in a timely/appropriate manner in da first place!
by QuacksO October 28, 2018
mugGet the "junk" filter abusemug.

Tough Junk

A term used to call something cool; while also sounding rather redonkulous. Tough Junk is a slang which was created in a high school classroom for the purpose of needing a new phrase and trying to make it popular.
*Whistle* Whoa! That new shirt you bought is tough junk!
by EESSGifted0809 May 1, 2009
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Irish men get drunk and play with their junk

1: how is toby?

2: ah yk irish men get drunk and play with their junk!
1: ahh alr i got u
by NauticalOcean February 4, 2024
mugGet the Irish men get drunk and play with their junkmug.

bird-flip junk-thrust taunt

When a man grabs his crotch and shakes it or thrusts it outward while giving the middle finger.
Dude, he just gave you the old bird-flip junk-thrust taunt. You must have really upset him.
by anonymous August 11, 2024
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Junk clunk

When a man’s balls smack his inner thigh creating and clapping sound
Oh my god Brian, your balls just slapped your thought” she said. “Stop! That was a junk clunk!”
by Freddyyyyy February 11, 2024
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