Jonsie

Jonsie comes from the greek name, Jonseliah. He is known for his quick toes and amazing dance moves. he interperates everything in a wise fasion, and is witty. his looks are stricking, but his taste in women isnt so hot. he enjoys long walks on the beach, purple scrunchies, and housekeeping. eharmony.com - search eric bennett.

jonsie licorice.

by Angey1234567890RL May 3, 2009

dirty jolie

an extreme whore or slut

she was acting like a dirty jolie last night

by uno dos tres she a whore April 14, 2020

San Jose

The capital of Silicon Valley. The nation's 10th largest city and 3rd largest in California. The city and its suburbs are home to more high-tech and web-based corporations than anywhere else in the United States including HP, Yahoo!, Google, Intel, Macintosh and Cisco. The city has a very high cost of living and is among America's most expensive to live. Although one of America's largest cities, it has a low crime rate and no skyscrapers but has a diverse population, traffic congestion and air pollution.

San Jose is nice if you make mega bucks working in its high-tech corporations but dam if you don't. San Jose would suck for me. I don't have a lot of money and can't stand diversity.

by [e-mail] August 3, 2007

San Jose

A City Located In The South Bay. Home Of Cesar Chavez, And Nortenos. Scraps Net Bang The City, But Are Afraid To Bang On Streets Like King And Story. San Jose Is One Of The Best Cities In The Bay Area, And Now Has The Biggest Population In Northern California. Here In San Jose, You Will Find 4 Malls. And Sexy San Jose Chicas Reppin Their City With Sharks Apparel. Home Of Thee Killa Sharks. Don't Fuck With People From San Jose. They're Bad Tempered If You Piss Them Off. There's Alot Of Things To Do In San Jose. The Best Place To Spend Cinco De Mayo At. Lowriders. Thats What San Jo's All About.

Hyna1: What You Bee Reppin? Rep The Hood Bitch.
Hyna2: I'm From East Side San Jose BITCH, Now Get The Fuck Outta Ma Face.

by sonrizaz408 February 15, 2010

San Jose Super Slugger

Start out by renting a hotel room. Then, kidnap a midget and drug him, preferably with some roofies. If the roofies arent available, slam his head into a door. Be careful as to not have the doorknob hit him in the temple or it could cause instant death. With the midget unconscious, call a pimp and order a hooker. A black one with an attitude will work the best. When she gets to the room, make sure you are well hidden. As she walks in, hit her over the head with a hammer and knock her out. While she is out cold, penetrate all of her orifices a few times over. Bonus points are awarded if you can fuck her pussy, ass and mouth 3 times each, blowing a load each time, and having the hooker never awaken. Upon completion, tape a wooden nickle between her tits. Drag the midget into the room and drape his arm around her. Go outside and hide in the bushes and wait for the angry hooker to awaken. She will call her pimp in disgust. While the pimp is on the way, the midget should awaken. When the pimp arrives, he will have the hooker hold the midget while he plays hard ball with the midgets head. If done correctly, with one swing of the bat, the pimp will send the midgets head deep into the center of town, thus pulling off the San Jose Super Slugger.

Oh man Dean, the other night I did it, I pulled off a San Jose Super Slugger!

by captain commode October 10, 2009

Jose

The name all Mexican niggas have

Person: Jose
Millions of people: Que?

by Whats9plus10 February 20, 2015

joisey

1920's Betty Boop, caricturish, outdated notion of how New Jerseyians talk. Mostly propagated by middle of the country bumkins who have never left their home town.

Midwesterner1: I used to think people from Joisey all have big or slicked hair, live in an ethnic neighborhood and drive around in a Camaro. And when they weren't screaming at their girlfriend to Shut the Fuck Up they're stealin' somebodies hubcaps.

Midwesterer2: So, what changed your mind?

Midwesterner1: I went there.

by 07079 January 25, 2009