Where you bust a nut into a beer pong funnel while the tube is your your ass. Sadly only men who identify as hermaphrodites believe this is the only way to continue breeding in a flat earth world.
I was spending time with my Jehovah witness friends when I look over and I see Mateo Earthworm jimming while reading the Bible
by DJ loves hummy gummys March 19, 2019
Get the Earthworm jimmingmug. 
When a guy jerks himself off until he cums, but while it's still soft enough to bend it around and cum in his own ass.
by Dave-Landon November 17, 2018
Get the Earthworm Jimmug. The most amazing person ever! Always finding ways to have fun and do crazy things. Will do anything to make you feel better even if it makes him look stupid and will probably embarrass you. He doesn’t care what other people think. Very loud! He always smells good. Lives life to the fullest always having fun. He always knows exactly what to say to make you feel better. This is the kristian Jim I know, I would be lost without him.He is super humble,kind,intellegent person I know,So if you have Kristian Jim name Don't him,he is worth it to keep and to be your friend.
This one guy named Kristian Jim that is AMAZING!!
This one guy named Kristian Jim that is AMAZING!!
by Namshin June 8, 2021
Get the Kristian Jimmug. by ZFEMookSoSexy September 22, 2021
Get the Jim Freemug. A sex move involving garlic, a ladder, and a pvc pipe.
Right before the man ejaculates, he lets loose a bloodcurdling screech of "GARLIC JIIIIIIM!!!" And rams his meat rod as deep as humanly possible whilst flailing and screaming with two pieces of garlic in his hands. He then proceeds to pull out, flip the poor woman around, and stuff the garlic into her asshole as he rams his softening cock into the garlicy ass. The woman will be startled and possibly so confused and shocked she shits herself with her man and the garlic still inside, leading to a revolting slurry of semen, shit, and garlic. At this point the man climbs to the top of the ladder (still butt-naked and covered in garlicy shit) and screams "LAAAAAND MINEE" at the top of his lungs as he proceeds to leap off the ladder, landing on his partner and crushing multiple bones. He then attaches the pvc pipe to his penis, using it as a makeshift polearm to fight off the cops that eventually storm his abode.
Attempt at your own risk, this is a highly dangerous maneuver.
Right before the man ejaculates, he lets loose a bloodcurdling screech of "GARLIC JIIIIIIM!!!" And rams his meat rod as deep as humanly possible whilst flailing and screaming with two pieces of garlic in his hands. He then proceeds to pull out, flip the poor woman around, and stuff the garlic into her asshole as he rams his softening cock into the garlicy ass. The woman will be startled and possibly so confused and shocked she shits herself with her man and the garlic still inside, leading to a revolting slurry of semen, shit, and garlic. At this point the man climbs to the top of the ladder (still butt-naked and covered in garlicy shit) and screams "LAAAAAND MINEE" at the top of his lungs as he proceeds to leap off the ladder, landing on his partner and crushing multiple bones. He then attaches the pvc pipe to his penis, using it as a makeshift polearm to fight off the cops that eventually storm his abode.
Attempt at your own risk, this is a highly dangerous maneuver.
Guy 1: Ever hear the legend of Garlic Jim?
Guy 2: No, but I hear he's got a great pizza place.
Guy 1: Well anyways, I did the Garlic Jim to my wife last night. Once she gets out of the hospital I'll do it again, she loved it!
Guy 2: OH! THAT Garlic Jim... wow, good for you bro. Good for you.
Guy 2: No, but I hear he's got a great pizza place.
Guy 1: Well anyways, I did the Garlic Jim to my wife last night. Once she gets out of the hospital I'll do it again, she loved it!
Guy 2: OH! THAT Garlic Jim... wow, good for you bro. Good for you.
by Garlic Jim February 29, 2020
Get the Garlic Jimmug. by chicken nugget_hotmoms April 13, 2023
Get the slim jimmug.