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you best be bugging

Person 1: I just told the principal that I'm going to fist his daughter.
Person 2: You best be bugging!
by MLG Style May 10, 2016
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Ol mud bug

A variant of the reverse titty fuck, done with the shirt left on the receiving team. While titty fucking backwards using her shirt to contain your erect purple headed warrior and it's payoff, you rub your shitty brown eye on her neck leaving her a bow tie.
After trying all night to talk Tonya out of some nookie, Carlos tied her up and gave her the ol mud bug and shit.
by Da dookie September 30, 2010
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Bug Duty

the act of taking stoney bartholomew bug outside to the grass on 41st street so he can use his excreteory system. usually performed by Britany or Calvin 3 to 4 times a day
"Calvin, you're on bug duty tonite! I'm cooking. You also had better wash the dishes. I need juice."
by basis4aday October 23, 2007
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Religious Bug Bite

When a person has been inspired, decide to change their character, and/or do good just from joing a new religion or learning a new one. Most of the time people who get this undergo changes to their outlook on things, outter appeareance, and demeanor. Sometimes a positive or negative change for a person. Depending on who...
Guy: have u seen Tim? He really turn his life around after joining that new religious circle. Guy two: oh yeah i heard. Didn't he got that religious bug bite a few days ago though?
by Awesomegurl95<3UD February 14, 2012
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Chunky Pickle Bug

An unusually enormous, ugly penis looking insect that is found in humans eyes.

If found in a females eye, her breasts will shrink three bra sizes and she will grow a huge bush on her vagina.

If found in a males eye, his penis will start to swell up and eventually become a chode and turn an moldy black color.

Stay away from penis looking bugs, and you should be okay.
John: "Yeah, my Aunt died from a Chunky Pickle Bug infection"
Suzie: "That's terrible!"
by diedofpicklebug April 16, 2009
mugGet the Chunky Pickle Bugmug.

human lightning bug

When someone inserts a glows tick into their anus and presents it to a crowd for viewing.
Me and my mates were out camping and Rob turned himself into a human lightning bug without anyone asking.
by Anicken July 13, 2018
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