Tuesday

Anything you do on a Tuesday is easy and mundane

Man, I used to be able to drink four beers like it was Tuesday, but now I'm old and after four beers I'm fighting the parking meter.

by super fucking pissed off February 16, 2022

It's Tuesday, going on Monday.

It means the week is super long and dragging.

I got in a car crash, got chewed out at work, and it's only noon. Feels like it's Tuesday, going on Monday.

by JukeboxQB11 May 7, 2024

Panda Tuesday

Panda Tuesday is a celebration of the one and only Portsmouth Panda - A lovable, warm creature that frequents that area. This celebration occurs every Tuesday, usually around 8 AM. A celebratory email is written which includes a picture of a Panda, often in a cute or funny situation.

Alt. meaning 1. A coworker who resembles a Panda who is celebrated once a week.

Alt. meaning 2 - (aka - Dirty Panda). While hooking up with a very hairy woman, shave a part of her body, then put shaving foam on your face and return to motorboat shaved area, thus revealing the Dirty Panda.

"Hey guys, its time to celebrate Panda Tuesday!". It was quickly decided to take place every Tuesday.

"I should really shower after that Dirty Panda!"

by Panda Tuesday March 8, 2014

Tech Tuesday

the last Tuesday of every month where you where a Nike tech all day.

wow the boys in the blue and red Nike techs look so good this tech Tuesday.

by kha billzz January 25, 2022

Tit Tuesday

hey, it's a sad day, and you're with your homies and you guys are sad. Suddenly you ask your friend group to ask or post on your story to pop a tit for the boys. Suddenly you get a snap. And it's a tit. You guys hyped up and got happier and thanked the girls who sent tits.

Mark: Man, i'm not feeling well bro
Alex: Why bro?
mark: I don't know man. Maybe we should post and do a story asking a girl to pop a tit for us. That means she would show her breast and pop a tit and make me or us feel better and hyped. It is also Tuesday so it should be tit Tuesday today.
bob: Bet bro

by REEEAKPEEN February 1, 2021

Beard balm Tuesday

A woman taking oral pleasure to the point of release and can still make it to work Wednesday morning.

I got beard balm Tuesday to the point of not walking and still made it to work the next day.

by RoyalGun November 22, 2025

Turtle tuesday

the best day where turtles are celebrated across the globe

aw man its turtle tuesday

by sircarno January 19, 2021