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Hooker Shoes

The simplest explanation for why people go from standing to lying prone without warning.
Raj - "The big guy drank four Jaegerbombs, gave his buddies a high five, and fell flat on his back."

Dylan - "Hmmm. Hooker Shoes."

Raj - "Yup."
by The Spherical Poet August 19, 2014
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Titty hooker

A woman or man who titty fucks only in exchange for money or cryptocurrency.
The titty hooker charged him $300 for the tit fuck.
by Brassket June 11, 2021
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hooker beater

One who goes to your favorite pow spot and tears it up to nothing
Went for a ride earlier after the fresh snow but some hooker beater got there before me
by I might be that guy March 21, 2025
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Hooker Licious

#beautiful
#stunning
#1inamillon
If you can be anything in life, make sure your hooker Licious!!!
by Hook123 May 19, 2018
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Hooker

An adept marketer and proponent of the Love Canal.

Generally toxic. You do *not* want to know where that has been.
I tried to elope to Niagara Falls to marry a Hooker. My family disowned me.

"Why are you going to that toxic dump?", they asked. "Nothing good will ever come of this."
by bitchuck May 27, 2025
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Dirty Pirate Hooker

All of the other definitions are grossly inaccurate for Dirty Pirate Hooker, this is the one true definition. A Dirty Pirate Hooker is a prostitute, escort, or some other woman who accepts cash, gifts, or other valuables in exchange for whoring her body out; what separates a Dirty Pirate Hooker from a regular prositute however is the fact that she has significantly more paid for sex with clientele who are significantly bigger sleezy perverts (making the Dirty Pirate Hooker Dirty); finally their are distinguishing marks such as stab wounds, bite marks, perhaps missing appendages, an eye-patch, etc. which makes said Dirty Pirate Hooker somewhat resemble a pirate of folklore.
Her name was Cinammon, she came to our hotel room in Vegas to entertain us, the apprehension she had of us, the stab wounds, and skankiness told us that she wasn't only a stripper, she was indeed a Dirty Pirate Hooker.
by Alias_Invader October 8, 2014
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saskatchewan dirty hooker

Is a shot only made at a saskatchewan bar owned by a pedophile
You can only get a saskatchewan dirty hooker at lippies bar
by Emjay_82 October 24, 2023
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