Nut Helmet

The act of a bald chick shamelessly wearing at least one
shot of nut on her head.

John gave gave Britany a nut helmet.

by Full Contact Bonsia Master February 21, 2007

Egyptian Bread Helmet

During the 2011 Egyptian Revolution, in a protest against Mubarak, this is a form of armor used. Very vulnerable to seagulls and other birds. Also when a middle eastern man forces sexual intercourse on a bakers daughter.

Greg- "I hear Ahab the Arab uses an Egyptian Bread Helmet.."

Bill- "You hear a lot of stupid shit..."

by Mr. Creeps March 21, 2011

Santas little helper

when a black guy dresses up as santa claus or mrs. claus at a truck stop and goes up to a horny redneck and asks what he wants for christmas. the redneck must say you they get on a random flatbed and put on a show for the whole yard of horny rednecks then the black guy while getting rammed in the asshole shoots up heroine into the horndog and then drags him back to the truck where he dresses the truck driver in santa claus suit and cuts out his mouth and his own dick and puts it into his mouth and shoves the horndogs fist up his ass til it ruptures the lower intestine and then the helper writes in shit, blood, and/or semen across the windshield "kkk you can suck my bloody butthole"

whoa dont santas little helper me

by Big Black Cock February 21, 2009

dutch helmet disease

A disease that make the foreskin red and the helmet bulbous, yellow and smelly

you've got Dutch helmet disease (dhd)

by Milly-o July 21, 2004

German Helmet Print

Similar to a mushroom stamp, it's the act of smacking someone so hard with the head of your penis, that it leaves a red mark in the shape of a German helmet.

After she blew me, I gave her a German helmet print.

by Tubzilla January 20, 2009

Helmet Moon

When everything has gone stoopid...
When things go consistantly weird or people seem edgy all around everyone always asks... "is it a full moon?"
Well, when everything has gone stoopid and you seem to see Rtards everywhere the appropriate question would be..."is it a helmet moon?"
If you meet someone who seems to consistantly lack common sense it could be said that they were "born under a helmet moon".

"whats wrong?"

"everything has just gone stoopid today..."

"must be a Helmet Moon ..."

by KrimsonFurey October 18, 2008

help me rhonda

Help Me Rhonda, Inc.

Help Me Rhonda, Inc. is owned by Rhonda Barrymore and has several trademarks for Help Me Rhonda.

by HelpMeRhonda December 2, 2016