Thai handshake

A handjob offered by a person of orient descent

David struck out at the bar in spite of showing off his police badge to every chick. He had to settle for a Thai handshake at the massage spa.

by Jaybone69 July 20, 2016

Oilfield handshake

An oilfield handshake is when two men stand face to face with their pants down around their ankles. The two men vigorously jerk each other off. There must be direct eye contact and it's not over until both have finished.

I heard your uncle is great at oilfield handshakes. He really has the forearm strength and intimate eye contact to make it special.

by Skinny Peters m. d. September 16, 2021

New England Handshake

The New England Handshake is the act of placing your hand between the thighs of the person walking up stairs in front of you in a handshake fashion. It can be performed on either sex.

Always let Mike go up the stairs first, otherwise you'll probably receive a New England Handshake. Ew.

by DrMikeS September 25, 2008

Missouri Landshark

The act of getting a naked person (either one you really hate or really love), lube up a slip-n-slide, positioning your "partner" doggy style at the end of the slip-n-slide. Once this step is complete lube up the nose of a baby shark and proceed to slide the baby shark nose first down the slip-n-slide into your "partners" anus.

Used in a sentance:
"hey Chase i just got this new slip-n-slide, wanna go Missouri Landshark Austin later?"

by Bagel Mc Toast May 3, 2014

Hollywood handshake

A 'Hollywood handshake' is removing the sausage from a like warm sausage roll while leaving the pastry in tact. The inserting your erect penis to the now vacant hole, and masturbating until ejaculation.

"I went home with this fat chick last night. And because i didn't cum I Hollywood handshaked her dinner for the next day."

by Jokesex August 17, 2018

special handshake

The act of copulating/intercourse with someone.

"Last night I gave Marylin a special handshake."
"She's not pregnant is she?"
"No, I used a glove."
"Make sure Will doesn't find out."

by Kaiine Joshua Sims January 1, 2008

Irish Handshake

When a guy is throwing up and receiving a hand job from a girl at the same time.

"Hey man, you just puked all over the car and that ho gave you a irish handshake"

by Toan To April 23, 2006